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Me, praying: O, God, am I a bad person? It seems to me that my just existing causes people pain

God, high off his ass after her 15th blunt: Dude the entire point is that I created morality to be relative as an experiment and also I perceive in a way that would kill you instantly. Go kill like 5 people and see if that empowers you or whatever

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feet should not be cold when they’re under a blanket. what am i supposed to do.

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Forgive me.

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i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

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I am like a little bug

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I love posts. I like reading words from people online. I especially like jokes. some of the best jokesters in the world are online

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"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

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I’m exhibiting signs of mental illness

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Laying on my bed and looking at my phone and kicking my feet up in the air but I am not texting cute boys I am reading about the stethoscope

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I just simply have GOT to go to Jupiter to get more stupider

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Good news! Doctors have found a cure for horrible yucky nasty goblin foot disease

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You better piss your pants goodbye

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Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. What if it was already too late?