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Would you press the button if:

You get to live in your dream house.

BUT

The main characters from the last tv show you watched live with you?

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WiFi is short for “wience fiction”

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I fucking love reading the smash wiki so much.

Here’s our shitty grandpa, he sucks at everything

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im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.

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yeah so the administration was warplanning on Signal and accidentally added a guy from The Altantic to the group chat and its been nuts

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The Blobjob (Detonium Interactive - PC - 1998)

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you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

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where is any higher quality version of this image

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here, it's a tetrapod thursday

note: it's not a creature

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she took my scarab in the divorce

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you know what really gets my goat?

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we can all make a difference--- join me on april 11 to boycott mcdonalds for a day! you can also still go if youre very hungry and its the only thing near you or if you dont wnat to do that or have a craving for a mcdouble or a mac chickens or crabby patty and its the only food you like to eat then its ok and you can still go to mdcdonalds you can go even if you just want to that day still but you have to go inside instead of drivethru and only get small soda and dont order an extra burger for later to show you mean it. let's stand together strong and send americans a big message!!! :D