cupcakepirate123
I Make Posts
15K posts
21, he/him, gay
Last active 3 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
cupcakepirate123 · 3 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
whateverr
9K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 3 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
33K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 3 hours ago
Photo
Tumblr media
New York police officer fires his .38 service revolver at almost point-blank range into a piece of bulletproof glass, with a very brave test subject behind it, 1931.
37K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 3 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 6 hours ago
Text
FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
207K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 6 hours ago
Text
learned how to use blenders film making tools
32K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 6 hours ago
Text
People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”
68K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Text
Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio
171K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Text
(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
67K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Text
my cat stopping me from petting her
Tumblr media
81K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Photo
Tumblr media
338K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Note
why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
371K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Text
My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
32K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
Let’s goooooooo
31K notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Text
FREUD RICE
154 notes · View notes
cupcakepirate123 · 9 hours ago
Text
New York State Parks official IG posted about an owl they rescued but decided to use only the most wretched photos of this creature, including what EYE think is the best bird photograph ever taken
Tumblr media
42K notes · View notes