18+ garbage reposting blog; part time yapper full time napper; my life is held together by duct tape and self tappers; i use whatever pronouns that you go by (bridge troll gender)thanks for reading now go bye bye. (7/4ths time signature)
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I don't usually post my non-fandom craft stuff but I worked for a long time on this tablecloth so I wanted to show it off😌
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coke zero? why the hell would i buy a bottle of coke with zero coke in it. that's just an empty bottle. do you think i am stupid?
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I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker
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As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers
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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
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fresnel lenses and quantum computers are eldritch yuri im quite certain
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legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”
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Please retire the "we are made of stardust" phrase I am so tired of it
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still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"
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I miss the world before AI image generation
Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes
Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye
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amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator
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