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there is a very fine line between good chai and air freshener

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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i am madly okay with you

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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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can you please refrain from performing speedrun strats at the dinner table

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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Funniest picture on iNaturalist

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best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

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au where everyone is animals and [cr] and cinsius are just going through it at all times

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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

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imagine travelling back in time to the instant at which music was invented. you exit your time machine and find yourself atop a steep cliff of ice. You crawl to the edge, and observe as lone figure, clad in furs, makes their way along below; they are whistling an unmistakable and pitch-perfect rendition of Closer by Nine Inch Nails