cuntypatrick
get faggy w. it
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18+ garbage reposting blog; part time yapper full time napper; my life is held together by duct tape and self tappers; i use whatever pronouns that you go by (bridge troll gender)thanks for reading now go bye bye. (7/4ths time signature)
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cuntypatrick · 3 hours ago
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Customer: THIS PLATE IS FOR MY NEW 2016 BMW M4. “M FO” STANDS FOR “M4” THE MODEL OF THE CAR. DMV: MO FO MOTHERFUCKER Verdict: DENIED
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cuntypatrick · 3 hours ago
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I could be alone in this .. but um...
fuck, I'll just say it
does anyone on this site like snacks
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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade
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this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm
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you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,
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cuntypatrick · 12 hours ago
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What is Queso saying?
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Fine. I'll speedwatch bocchi the rock.
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chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine
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🐐🥎
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Yes
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