cuntypatrick
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18+ garbage reposting blog; part time yapper full time napper; my life is held together by duct tape and self tappers; i use whatever pronouns that you go by (bridge troll gender)thanks for reading now go bye bye. (7/4ths time signature)
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cuntypatrick · 1 day ago
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I think the whole Tumblr bloggers deliberately getting rabies debacle was ahead of its time
I think it'd do numbers with the amount of puppygirls (and other animal girlies) on here now :3
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me talking in the tags on tumblr dot com
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shirt that says "I don't have object permanence" on the front
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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
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my huge cock is getting an abortion
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this was a historical moment in television
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This makes me so sad and also I'm trying to remember if any of the Discworld books dealt with late stage capitalism
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By deleting osha-official Tumblr has become the first social media platform to ban SFW content.
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