36/m/queer he/him (Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you) minors GTFO
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So the Premier of Victoria (an Australian state) posted this on twitter yesterday
Someone shared it on Reddit asking if that was appropriate language for an Australian politician to be using and the entire thread is just Australians saying "only a dickhead would think this is a problem".
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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.
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As everyone else has been saying, it's hot.
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Thought I looked cute, might not delete later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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One of my dad's friends invited us over for dinner tonight, and when his wife found out I was a Star Trek fan she brought me downstairs to show off this:
Her: Kirk kisses all the other aliens, why not the Gorn?
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