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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

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Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

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Oloruntobi Aina

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“The world is quiet here”

Acrylics on canvas Title: Comfort-zone ©️2022

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One time I got wrangled into doing the fair circuit to sell beds. It’s truly terrible and not many people go to a fair looking for a luxury mattress I quit after three days because I couldn’t sleep in the hotel or make fair sales and it was miserable.

But on the same circuit they decided to sell some massage chairs and they had a different team of people trained to sell those. One of them was a pretty butch lesbian around my age, so naturally I gravitated to hanging out with her on shuttle rides to and from the hotel.

We chatted and she flirted and I didn’t think anything of it until one day I casually mentioned my ex girlfriend. Her jaw dropped and she was like, “You’re gay?!”

“What?! Of course I am! Why do you think we’ve been hanging out?? You’re the only other queer person here!”

Turns out. She just wanted to flirt it up with a straight girl and thought I was flattered and never once considered that I like to dine on pussy too.

I went back to my extremely straight home store and asked my manager in despair, “Don’t I look gay????”

“You have asymmetrical hair, giant glasses, leather boots, and a million flannels,” he consoled me. “You look gay. Don’t worry.”

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Yeah so anyways, contrary to popular misconceptions and fear mongering spread by bigots, post op trans women's vaginas are amazing actually. 💛

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"or what about, like, a bomb? like a... like a super small bomb?" HAZEL CALLAHAN in BOTTOMS

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Actually I wasn't born in the wrong body I was just born in my body and then it was up to me to decide what I want to do with that

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AUBREY PLAZA as RIO VIDAL in 01x01 "Seekest Thou the Road" AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024)

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today a fascist won an election for the first time since 1933. here, in germany.

i don't care if it's just one (out of 16) states. björn höcke is a fascist. a court decided not long ago that it's allowed to call him a nazi. bc he is one. not "far right" or "conservative" - he is a nazi.

here. in germany. and he just won an election.

it hasn't even been 100 years.

i am scared.

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aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic

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i’m 5 years on t today! yahoo! here’s me now vs the day i started t in 2019!

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my love is mine all mine

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we need girlbears please. fat hairy lesbians i love you