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My theory about the vampire's marble skin in twilight is that it functions kind of like that cornstarch and water mixture. When it's touched gently it feels soft and kind of normal, but when it's hit with force it's impossibly hard and impenetrable. Idk what laws of physics would dictate this but I stand by it.
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I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
(twilight…)
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My friend's Twitter feed did a thing lol
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Happy Breaking Dawn holiday to you all, hope the snow doesn’t stick to the ground wherever you live
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hey me and my girlfriend saw you from across the parking lot and we really fucking hate your vibe. i’m going to hit you with my mercedes
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“She’s even started to recognize that the most ostensibly heterosexual thing she’s done, “Twilight,” has its own queer sparkle. “I can only see it now,” she says. “I don’t think it necessarily started off that way, but I also think that the fact that I was there at all, it was percolating. It’s such a gay movie. I mean, Jesus Christ, Taylor [Lautner] and Rob and me, and it’s so hidden and not OK. I mean, a Mormon woman wrote this book. It’s all about oppression, about wanting what’s going to destroy you. That’s a very Gothic, gay inclination that I love.” — Kristen Stewart for Variety
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Twilight remake with a muppet cast. Charlie Swan is the only human. Still played by Billy Burke. is this anything
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☽ jasper and alice ☽
pictures from pinterest :)
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Esme and Carlisle just standing there like “What the fuck did he just call her”
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Me, re-reading New Moon for the 9359572 time in 2024:
also, Happy New Year!
p.s. time to re read Twilight again
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New Moon au where instead of jumping of a cliff Bella dyed her hair some terrible color with shitty dye like a normal person after a bad breakup. Obviously, Alice still showed up.
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