hello I'm cuil or cui or cuiwi or whatever, read my byf before interacting, im over 20 and im exhausted please let me live minors dni
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*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*
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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
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having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
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sometimes for narrative purposes you can't let a side character actually be very helpful, because you need a main character to be solving the plot problems. so you have to come up with some reason why the side character with useful powers is not actually very helpful. and one of my favorite tropes to come out of this is "people who can see the future are just fucking weird and mysterious about it for no reason and will not help you in any way shape or form"
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grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
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I wasn’t socialized enough as a puppy
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love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though
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you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle
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He wants to know if you like his new crocs...
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"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((
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