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I happen to be the most excellent hostess.
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Indeed. And, may I add, you appear to have stumbled across my online domain. Allow me to introduce myself as Doctor Scratch. I will be your hostess.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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Of course. All very important factors to consider. Though I cannot say, as a lady, that I agree with the more default Scratch on the importance of being gentlemanly. Cordial, excellent at hosting, classy, yes. Gentlemanly is a tad narrow.
You are very welcome.
Oh yes. Three times the information, three times the cleverness and of course, three times the charm.
Of course. I am very well, Thankyou.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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Of course. There is little sense in giving away such information.
Oh it is, but we need not let others know why.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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Three omniscient minds are much better than one, one could say.
Extremely. I trust I find you the same?
Indeed there is, good afternoon.
I assume you are doing well, Doctor?
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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Oh, certainly. It is rather important, one could even say.
What time there is to engage each other is precious indeed.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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And now, there is a trifecta of us. Greetings, Good Doctor.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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As we are wont to do, of course. It, for many of our alternates, seems to not leave much time for such activities.
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Indeed. It is a tad unusual considering the low amount of alternate activity we both know to be the case.
It is. We do manage quite a few timelines by those means.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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Indeed.  It is a tad unusual considering the low amount of alternate activity we both know to be the case.
cueballsandcandies started following you
An eve of alternates.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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It has been a while since I opened this line of chat now is it not.
So good to see the Handmaiden’s proper guardian has returned. It was beginning to make my own charge hopeful.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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How ungentlemanly of you.
Everyone's followed unsavory orders, as you must be aware. My Lady didn't want a happy child, She wanted an obedient one. Who was I to deny Her? 
But, I suppose this why I don't help you, is it not? Because Amporas are infamous for hurting the people who help them. But a piece of advice, never tell someone how they feel again. 
I'm doing it for her brother's sake. Obviously.
Perhaps you would care for my insight, young Ampora?
i wwould care if you crawwled back to wwhatevver pit you hide in wwhenevver you arent beint a mammerin pizzle
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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I will not have it said that I do not do what is best for my charge.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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I was genuinely going to help with your dear May's amnesia. After all, would it not be helpful to know she is going to stay that way until someone reboots her memory? Or that a strong enough emotional kick would have the desired affect?
But, I am nothing if not a lady. Farewell, Eridan, good luck helping your flushcrush's affliction.
Perhaps you would care for my insight, young Ampora?
i wwould care if you crawwled back to wwhatevver pit you hide in wwhenevver you arent beint a mammerin pizzle
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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I don't even have a face.
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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Watch your language. There are small children on this site.
And don't say I didn't warn you.
the only thing i’m goin’ to break is your FUCKIN’ FACE IF YOU CONTACT ME AGAIN
the goddamned NERVWE
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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I was simply going to say.
She is not going to ruin you.
The exact opposite. You are going to break The Demoness' heart beyond repair, Orphaner Dualscar. Honestly if it was possible, I'd say you killing her horribly would be kinder. But it really isn't, unfortunately.
Have a nice evening.
hurry and spewv wvhatevwer wvorthless drivwel you havwe left, wvretch
i havwe no desire to wvaste anymore time than i havwe to
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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There are several opinions in this attack against my motivations and character, all of which are biased and willfully ignoring a larger picture.
Perhaps I should speak more with someone with less venom and alcohol in their veins.
However, Orphaner, I would like to amend one, singular thing I said to you before. I was incorrect, and with your permission I would like to fix it.
you mock the lusii, but i’ll havwe you knowv that evwen the most negligent beast wvould make for a far better guardian than you
you, wvho is nothin’ more than a manipulativwe wvorm wvho thinks herself abovwe evweryone 
you’re no better than the fuckin’ sand i scrape from my boots
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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Yes, who else would it be?
Temper, temper. Surely your custodian raised you better than to call people names.
Honestly, were you raised by animals? Oh, wait. Hoo hoo.
you
don’t you evwen fuckin’ start wvith me tonight, parasite
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cueballsandcandies-blog · 10 years ago
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Hoo hoo.
Orphaner, your weakness is showing once again.
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