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people will be like 'proud mama bear 🐻💞👶👶' but then don't teach their kids how to catch whole salmons in their mouth at the river

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There is something fundamentally evil about turning communication devices into bombs. To turn the integument of the modern world, the ability to interact with one another at a distance, into being something that could kill you and the people around you, it's just wrong.

You could say we were already there. Plenty of people out there in the world think about how making a phone call or posting a video could bring down a drone strike on their heads. Hezbollah ditched cellphones out of fear they could be easily spied on. But for the danger to be immediate, to be in your hand, to have been there for months by your bedside, in the radio on your belt...

The pagers yesterday beeped before they exploded, to make people bring them closer to their faces. We're conditioned to pay attention to the devices in our pockets. They are an indispensable part of our social worlds. And they are inextricably connected to the globalized supply chains that it's difficult to even imagine securing.

It seems like a fundamentally different kind of attack, and nobody knows the consequences. Planting explosives inside thousands of devices, at some point in a supply chain? It's a new kind of terrorism that only an immensely powerful state shielded from fear of consequences can perform.

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Marine biology? More like MAINE biology am I right?

Maine biology more like

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captchas 10 years ago vs captchas now

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💜🤍🖤 My page art for @queeroc-zine 💜🤍🖤 Unoradea Kaylightis, known in Universal as the Fumish Radea, is a species of Radeas known for its ability to form linked sets of roots and replace vegetation in the niche it occupies. The species was discovered by NSOiN researcher Elliot Andre in 3012 a.u. Radeas are known to be psychoactive, but the details of what causes such an effect are currently under study.

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is your bio a "he needs mouse bites to live" reference?

yes!!!!

house md my beloved <3

also because i need to get out more TwT

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Evil orange juice

(it had cereal in it)

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hey tumblr, i need your help

i recently figured out that i'm allergic to the blahaj stuffing, so i kinda need to restuff him with something else. but all the stuffing i've found is very expensive :( (50€... i can buy two new blahajs for that price)

do you have any recommendations on where i can buy good stuffing for a less ridiculous price? 👉👈

btw i live in germany,, so maybe there are some local shops here, that don't have to spend as much on transportation...

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The insecure, quiet, depressed little boy to narcissistic goddess pipeline is real

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happy (late) birthday!! mine is in like a week. may birthday gang

yay! all of my queer friends have birthdays in may :3

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3 ships - Titanic, Britannic, Olympic /j

First ship - SSV Normandy SR-1

Last song - Problems by Mother Mother

Last film - Nimona (rewatching)

Last consumed - cereal, milk, tea and my tears because I don’t want to get up for uni on 6 am

Craving - ice cream

9 people you would like to get to know better

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This counts, I suppose…?

Tag @green-mountain-goose /nf

KSKSJSLSKSKLASIIS OKAY GENOS-

I’D NEVER SAY NO TO U 🤚

Tagging: @kingkyoujurou @presidentmonica @laudthingcat @kampfkuchen85 @cherrykamado @bxbycake @happygoluckyalexis @tonaken + anyone who wants to

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Unemployment: damn I wish I had a job

Employment: damn I wish I didn’t have a job

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my favorite minecraft cheese start: log out just before dying, and ask your friends to rescue you