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The pope just died it's not a good time to share my pictures of my meatloaf i made last night

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Prostate orgasms? No thanks, I'm an anarchist. Only antistate orgasms for me.

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O God grant me the serenity to accept people being fucking stupid on the internet, strength to backclick when I fucking should, and wisdom to know when not to fucking engage. Amen

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shoot the water, baby, i’ve been found

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Doodle request: microwave Whitney

They asked me to explode him after

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jenny and chris watch a dinosaur eat a rat

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This happened to me the other day, except it was arguably shampoo that I knocked over. Maybe. I really hope it was shampoo 😭

chris's big day out

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Gideon

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i think the real reason egg prices are so high is that so many of them are turning into beautiful women

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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

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It always fascinated me that when trans people took hormones, they. Worked. I mean this PURELY from a biological standpoint. We think of "male" bodies and "female" bodies as so different, but the reality is they just aren't. A human body will know what to do with the tools you give it, even if it's never had those tools before.

Put testosterone in a "female" body, and it'll know how to grow a beard. It just will.

Put estrogen in a "male" body, and it'll know how to form breasts. It just will.

It doesn't matter what the "original" sex was, a human body is a human body and it knows what to do. We were never different. We just think we are because we think it makes more sense. But it doesn't. I make way less sense, actually.

I think that's fascinating and kind of beautiful. Honestly

And I never thought the place to explore this line of thinking thoroughly would be a Hazbin Hotel mpreg fanfiction but HERE WE ARE

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The Call of the Sirens by Burrel, c.1915

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