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s5 is set in 1987. im gonna call byler kiss the bite of 87 forever now 😭

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At this point I'm 99% sure Byler is canon, no joke. And that 1% of doubt is because what if Netflix chickens out and doesn't let them, but other than that absolutely everything points towards Byler endgame.

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SAME!!!!!

im sorry guys but everytime i read a byler analysis/s5 theory and you guys abbreviate "mind flayer" as "mf" my mind immediately reads it as "mother fucker" and it makes me so confused everytime because wdym "the mother fucker is possessing will" ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

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STOP

41 years ago mike wheeler biked all the way back home crying uncontrollably because he though he'd lost will byers forever

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Will's new love interest 😅 (just joking - obviously, but I bet if you asked some Milkvans they would still prefer this over Byler)

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Manifesting this shit like the plague

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what a weird position to put mike in when he's supposedly in love with el here...

why does mike have to be the one to not be attentive to el's emotional state? why is dustin the one pointing it out to mike?? mike should be the one who is attentive to el and has to point out things about her to others.

if he's in love with her, he should be

but he's not .

meanwhile in bylerland...

"He's quiet today."

"He's always quiet."

hm...

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are they in love by any chance

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CAUSE WE'RE LOVERS AND THAT IS A FACT YES WE'RE LOVERS AND THAT IS THAT THOUGH NOTHING WILL KEEP US TOGETHER WE COULD STEAL TIME JUST FOR ONE DAY WE CAN BE HEROES FOR EVER AND EVER WHAT D'YOU SAY?

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byler has like every romantic trope in the book and ppl still think they aren't canon

sure ig?

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this

to this

kills me

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Daily reminder that Mike Wheeler is fucking smart because some of y’all seem to forget that :]

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why are they looking at me like i called them slurs

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🫶✨

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they are going to go on actual dates, Will that grew up thinking that he could not have that because it would've been a sin and the world just wasn't going to allow him to have that type of love and who thought he could only pretend that going out with Mike and his other friends was a date, he's going to experience being literally almost courted... Mike is going to bring him on dates for the rest of their lives and organize the best days together and they are going to have vacations together and go camping and travel to Paris and all around Europe at some point and they are going to start to feel more and more comfortable holding hands in the streets as they grow older and things start to get better and they are going to go to so many queer clubs just to see what's that about and have a place where they can be affectionate in public and they are going to have their own little house somewhere one day

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sobs

He looks so much like he did in s1 im gonna cry

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me in approximately a years time watching mike wheeler get vecnad in a church