It's pronounced "Krisst-lon" He/Him ― Bisexual ― I make things
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You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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in another timeline, Disco Elysium was a completely untranslated Estonian Fallout 2 total overhaul mod that blew the minds of likes 12 communists on an forum that hasn’t updated visually since 2008
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dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice
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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child🥺
🛑Urgent call for donations my baby brother is dying please donate and help.🚨
Hello I'm Amal from Gaza 🇵🇸 👋🥺
Please Help My sick brother , May Die at Any Moment. Donate or at Least Share This Appeal.
Scenes from the genocide we live now 😭 they destroy everything 👇👇
Death everywhere
Please Stand with us
I am in desperate need of your help. My brother's life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation.
My campaign vetted by 90-ghost, butterfly no. 470.
I am asking for your generosity to help us save
him, either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others.
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More than 200,000 people are trapped in the northern Gaza Strip and are facing a real famine and mass extermination. Also, more than a million and a half people are facing the same famine in the southern Gaza Strip.Speak up for them, your voice can make a difference in this unjust world.
Also save my families within these families
Save my families who are suffering from famine here 👈👈
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surely the next megastructure will bring us closer to god. trust me guys!
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In the wake of the Congressional bathroom ban and Sarah McBride's tepid at best response, all I can think about is Harvey Milk.
I've heard repeatedly from people (usually cis people) applauding McBride that her response and appeal to normality is commendable, and that we - trans people - need someone who will play the political game on the inside, and a trans person in elected office has to act a certain way and hold certain positions. If we wanted a revolutionary or activist, we should look to the modern Sylvia Riveras and Marsha P Johnsons.
And while it is true, we do need to play both the inside and outside games, those of us playing inside don't need to be tepid and spineless. We don't need to people who hate us by telling them we're just like them. We need a fighter, someone who will bring the outside fight inside and don't let them even think of trying to trample over use without a fight.
Right now we have too much Rick Stokes and not enough Harvey Milk in our modern queer pols.
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I've never been so quickly disappointed by "the first trans person to do X" before.
Fascism thrives on compliance.
For fuck's sake.
To be clear, Mace's bill is not the standard issue bathroom ban: it is aimed solely and only at trans women & other trans people who were assigned male at birth, regardless of their actual gender. It does not seek to enforce a two-way ban based on "biological sex," but specifically targets transfeminine people, which it refers to as "biological males."
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We just want to survive, but so many people keep silencing Palestinians’ cries for help. My friend Mahmoud just had his account @mahmoudfamily1 taken down by Tumblr. The impact of this loss is immediate, and donations have completely stopped for Mahmoud’s campaign! This has been a huge blow to Mahmoud’s family in Gaza as this is the only way 17 people get money to buy food and other basic necessities!
There are 10 children, including 3 infants, in Mahmoud’s family. Food is very expensive in Gaza, and getting up to 7900% more expensive than usual! They have no money to buy food so they have been eating spoiled food, causing frequent stomachaches and diarrhea among the children! In addition to food, Mahmoud’s family also needs medical supplies. Mahmoud’s sister gave birth to a baby a few months ago without any medical resources. It was a difficult birth and she almost lost her life. While she luckily survived, she is suffering from various infections because she cannot get medical treatment!
Please don’t let Tumblr and zionists silence these children’s cries for help! There is no food, no water for them, and they have been displaced 16 times!
Mahmoud’s campaign is vetted! His campaign is #3 on @gaza-evacuation-funds vetted list here, #117 on @gazavetters vetted list and vetted by @bilal-salah0
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Please follow Mahmoud’s newest account here: @mahmoudfamily7 ! This is Mahmoud’s 7 account!
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@akajustmerry @appsa @ankle-beez @schoolhater @malcriada
@brokenbackmountain @turian @aces-and-angels
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ViralHog the dog dispenses a random pill once every 2 hours
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