crystelia

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I want more Kaisagi!!!!!!!!

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Heart eyes

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imagine dracula but hes a tiny little shrew

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“Say ‘yes, Jeremy’.”

He had the distinct impression Jean wanted to roll his eyes. “Yes, Jeremy.”

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“Mike,” Harvey says dangerously, “when were you planning to mention that you were the inspiration behind Good Will Hunting?”

“Ha fucking ha,” Mike says, miserable.

“I’m serious,” Harvey says. “I knew you were Rain Man, but I didn’t know you were — ”

“Oh my god,” Mike moans, putting his head down on his arms. “Shut up. Please shut up. I hate you.”

“No, hold on, it’ll come to me. It’s been a while since I’ve seen A Beautiful Mind.”

Mike flips him off.

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happy halloween!!! vampire hannigram to celebrate 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️

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Somehow I always end up with drawing them staring at each other (Aaron is the person sitting between them, suffering as always - bro needs to get paid for going through this daily)

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yeah sure

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…Andrew and Neil moved like they were caught in each other’s gravity, in each other’s space more than they were out of it, cigarette smoke and matching armbands and lingering looks when one fell out of orbit for too long…

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

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happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

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"The original Bingge bringing his own Shen Yuan to the PIDW world" is such a god tier concept because we know Luo Bingge is a dead beat dad with a million kids all from different mothers. Imagine being Binghe's son via concubine #84 lactation kink chapter and the emperor, your father, divorces your mom because he fell in love with an alien twink.

Then you go to chew him out for being an absent father who gets sex pollened all day instead of teaching his kids algebra, and you find his new boytoy with him. And your shitty terrible dad's new wife. Is an angel.

Of COURSE when Shen Yuan sees a mini-Binghe, he'd coddle the boy endlessly while Binghe seethes in the back, beefing with his own son over shizun's attention. Shen Yuan's headpats. Him happily teaching Binghe's kids. Letting them all pile up around him while he reads from a story book.

It's the evil stepmother trope but in reverse - everyone who meets Shen Yuan is crying, "You have to leave my father, you deserve better!!!"

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday