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I FUCKING LOVE STRAWBERRY CREAM CHEESE

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when the hell did i post this

got that ventilate just hyper like that

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oh i’ll beat to it that’s for sure

ive seen a lot of headcanon posts in my day but nothing can beat "fallout new vegas characters reactions to you asking to stack donuts on it"

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check your strawpage >:]

ok ^_^

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“people with adhd making the disability movement about them” did we not learn our lesson that exclusion never works in our favor

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guys i’m on a nostalgia trip again don’t mind my weird reblogs from this point forward

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i’m like a nuclear reactor in the sense that if my functions and routines are interrupted i shut down so i don’t blow up

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“does this need a tw” LMAOOOOOOOOOO

this is the most unintentionally funny post ive ever seen in my life oh my god

GIRL THE CHARACTERS BEING SHIPPED ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE.. WHO GAF!😭 toxic yaoi is like the least of their problems!!!! bitch slenderman is near

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??? the nosebleeds???

a pro of weather getting colder is that i can wear my sweaters again. A con however is that The Nosebleeds Are Back

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how can anyone hate me . i’m literally this irl

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boyyyyy why you so 🐛

lalalala semi canon accurate mika drawing cause I felt like drawing myself in a dress i wanna sew

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im unofficially officially the cheer captain of my schools robotics team

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thank you. beware

how to boop i dont know

you have to go to your main dash and enable them. Then you can see boop next to people’s urls if they also enabled them

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someone today asked what i used to tint my face green. im not wearing makeup

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you’re the alpha now

do not use public park bathrooms if ur tall i just made eye contact with someone mid-piss

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YAY!

YOUR favorite rabblerousing creature this hallow’s eve?

I am favourable towards a silly little plant monster myself

Audrey II, Poison Ivy, Triffids, Vita Carnis, they are all so silly to me :3

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they gotta invent lying down that doesnt whisper to you