crystalline-questions
A Broken Detective
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crystalline-questions · 12 days ago
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emoji ciphers, how intriguing!! do you know how to solve them?
"CIPHERS are MY thing!!!!! I've solved and created SEVERAL of them in the past!!!"
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crystalline-questions · 12 days ago
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(OOC: okay I'm coming off anon to say that was me LOL)
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN IT WAS YOU PRISM
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crystalline-questions · 12 days ago
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(OOC: I love emoji ciphers)
-- you might be able to guess who
"I'll figure out your games, faceless creature!!!!!" "You better not be some fucking.... Co-worker or whatever of that USELESS fucking bug..."
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crystalline-questions · 12 days ago
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🐎🥚🍃🍃🍊
(OOC: this isn't just some random meaningless thing, you'll understand what's happening here if you've seen some things I've gotten/asked to get lol)
"Speaking in codes.... I like codes."
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crystalline-questions · 20 days ago
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Infected Rocket
Names/Monikers: Infected Rocket, Rocket Age: 22 Gender: He/They/It Sexuality: Gay Lore bits: He used to be normal about everything went to shit... HCs: - He's very relaxed and nonchalant about many things - He enjoys videogames - A lot of his memories have been severely altered because of his infection - He's constantly sick, so he's normally always coughing and has a packet of issues with him - He loves loud noises and bright colors! - He's very close to Bivekit and Party Sword - Bugs make him uncomfortable for some reason - His prosthetic limbs aren't the best quality and sometimes don't work right - Infected Rocket's animal theming of choice is an axolotl!
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crystalline-questions · 20 days ago
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Bivekit
Names/Monikers: Bivekit, Bive, 'Tective [by Infected Rocket] Age: Late 20s/early 30s Gender: They/She Sexuality: Unlabeled Lore bits: Bivekit is a local detective/conspiracy theorist who's known for being "outlandish and overexaggerating" with her claims and theories, but by all means she's closer to the truth than anyone else... HCs: - Bivekit is generally unpleasant to be around - She really only cares for a select few people - They're office is THEIR space. So get out unless you're invited in. - She views Party Sword as a little brother and cares for him a lot - She believes Pestspace is the reason Infected Rocket became infected in the first place - Bivekit has no volume control and will generally switch between speaking softly to SCREAMING HER LUNGS OUT - She loves old black and white movies [Bonus if they're centered around detective/murder mystery] - They are NOT a medical professional. Do NOT come to them for medical attention. She can heal, yes, but she is not a professional - Their question mark crystals can be used to force the truth out of people, basically asking like a truth serum/spell/etc etc - They have poor hygiene - Bivekit's animal theming of choice is a black deer!
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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infected rocket and bivekit… yall are so coolio!! heres some candies :3
🍬🍬🍬🍬
"Eyyyyy..... Thanks little dude!" "Enugh... Give it all to him. He'll probably share it all with Party Sword...."
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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infected rocket ur such a critterrrrrrr /pos
"Thaaaaaanks man. You're like- Totally critter toooooo!"
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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[Infected] Rocket what would cure all your problems?. Holding up comically small microphone and waiting for answer..
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-> The blue and pink demon shrugs, sticking his finger into his ear and cleaning it out without much thought. He sniffles loudly, letting out a weak cough. "Dunno. Maybe I should go find Sword at some point.... Kit's kinda bein' loud n weird n stuff..." "That's because you're INTRUDING on my fucking SPACE!!!!"
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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"Ugh!!!!! Why are you here!?" "Because I can be..." -> The pink and blue demon sniffles loudly, a dopey smile on his face. [Infected Rocket] is now available for asks!
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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thats positive btw
"That's great. Let me get back to work now."
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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you's a critter. a thang
".....Ugh. Whatever."
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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thang
"What?"
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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Last time you slept?
-🐉🏜️
"....That doesn't concern you!!!!!"
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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Feeling powers 😏
(Couldn't resist)
"Eugh..."
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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is she cute
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"Sure."
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crystalline-questions · 2 months ago
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look at my cta
"......Okay?"
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