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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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every time i see a foreigner in my rural japanese town im like... what are u doing here bro. what brought u here.

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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having a bad day is your fault because it means you arent getting your pussy up --marcus aurelius

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if you want to get better at drawing then you need to get obsessed with a freaky little character and draw them a billion times

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a guy i work with is from NZ and he told me about this thing called 'gooning' where you pin a bag(?) of alcohol (what) to a clothesline (huh?) and spin it around and then drink from it?? meanwhile in the states gooning is being a porn addict??

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

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does anyone else kinda lowkey fuck with the cursed amulet

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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

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thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

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2025

BE A STUDENT OF WHAT YOU ADMIRE

DO IT BADLY RATHER THAN NOT AT ALL

TO DESPAIR IS TO CEDE VICTORY TO THOSE WHO DO NOT DESERVE IT

BROADEN YOUR CULTURAL HORIZONS

REVEL IN THE ANALOGUE

ACTION ABSORBS ANXIETY

GRIEF IS PRODUCTIVE; GUILT IS NOT

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Who tf does Spotify think I am

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