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the adjective triplets: gottlos, ehrenlos and bodenlos

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Compound words with triple consonants my fucking BELOVED

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Anstatt meinen Freund*innen aus UK und US zu erklären, was gerade in der deutschen Politik abgeht, bringe ich ihnen bei neuen Entwicklungen ein deutsches Sprichwort bei, welches die Situation beschreibt. Bisher hab ich: "Die haben doch alle Lack gesoffen", "Ich glaub es hackt" und "Ich glaub mein Schwein pfeift". Nehme sehr gerne weitere Vorschläge an, ich werd sie brauchen.

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das glaub ich jetzt nicht

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Fragt ihr euch auch manchmal ob das Fragezeichen und das Ausrufezeichen von WasIstWas miteinander gebumst haben?

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so the ship name for Scholz and Merz is #Schmerz?

Und wirklich nichts kann diesen Schmerz Lindnern.

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Guys when was anyone gonna tell me that Hoppe Hoppe Reiter has an extended version???

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The Hero of German childrens TV is Bernd the bread. He is a depressed rectangular loaf of bread with very short arms. He likes watching trains and his wall and is generally like a grownup, I love him

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Damn...we're on season 4 of the daily news? Can't wait for season 5. Hope they introduce new characters to this documentary

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Feelings tonight

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We are not serious people

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tbh the real issue writing german-speaking characters in english is that sometimes they say things and it either doesn't feel right or it just wouldn't hit the same in english. so I just leave it. no I don't care that 'wanker' is one to one. it doesn't sound right. this man is dropping 'wichser' in the middle of a full english paragraph and everyone can just deal. that's what the dictionary is for

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bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

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“I wish I had cancer. Or some other grand battle. Dementia, stroke, organ failure. If I lose those fights, I’m ‘brave’. BUT the thing I’m battling is my mind. And if I lose, they’ll just call me ‘weak’.”

-C

Parker S. Huntington