cryptidslxt

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yeah i can do smoke tricks watch this (hits the bong) (starts coughing and doesnt stop

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sadist doms masochistic subs blah blah blah have you ever seen a sadist sub get off on digging their nails into their masochistic doms back, dragging them and watching their dom fucking shake, and their dom moans into their ear and slowly grinds their dick into their subs clenching, dripping cunt and saying “fuck baby you’re so good to me, such a good boy. fuck you just got so tight around me, feels so good,” and panting when their subs teeth latch onto their neck and shuddering out “ffffuck” and gripping their subs hips and slamming deeper into them while the sub is getting closer and closer to cumming, and it’s not because of the cock in their cunt and the thumb on their dick

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yaaaawn

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You don't need a man to text you back. What you really need is a desperate, hopeless, superstitious yandere. A guy who writes your name over and over in his journal, who eats twelve grapes on new year's eve and thinks only of you, a guy who pays a witch on etsy (multiple times) to cast a love spell on you. The kinda guy who knocks on wood when he thinks of you and tries to read tarot when you don't text him back. The kind of guy who kisses you and all he can think is "I manifested you, girl of my dreams."

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you can run all you want, you won't get away. you cornered yourself, you dumb beast. now there really is no escape. you lunge at me, trying to scare me off. but I know your teeth aren't sharp anymore and you can't actually hurt me. I catch you by the scruff and shove you down, on your knees. you try and growl and snarl, but I grab you by the snout. you shouldn't have done all that, sweet thing, and you need to be reminded who owns who here. now, you're going to apologize, and you're going to do it right. that's right, mouth right on the bulge in my pants. no, you do not get the privilege of tasting it yourself. maybe if you were good, but... here we are. kiss it. tell it you love it, and that you're sorry. give it a lick. Another. Good pet. Now let's get back in there, your friends are waiting.

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fun fact about me is that i don’t actually want bottom surgery because i love being a faggot with a tdick and a cunt

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I really want to make an OF...

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Can I come over and scratch you with my nails until you bleed and then I'll lick up all the blood while you shove your fingers deep inside my boycunt?

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there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

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Dog time

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It’s freezing, icy, and rainy today

It’s the perfect weather to lay around in bed all day and get railed while I watch long video essays on youtube and smoke UNGODLY amounts of weed

Oh one can dream

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sometimes I like dressing fem but not in a "I want to be perceived as a woman" way, rather a "I want someone to pull my hair while calling me a faggot before bending me over the nearest surface and railing me until I'm beyond words that aren't please oh god or more" way

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can i suck your cock? sorry i mean can i give you head? sorry i mean can i choke on your dick? sorry i m

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"oh you get wet/hard just from kissing?" yes tf? I'm in love with you

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the "i definitely do NOT have feelings for them in any way shape or form" while obviously crushing on them trope might be cliché to you. it's about being doomed from the start, the desperate denial of the starved self, the tragic inevitably of love to me tho

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