cryptidsloth

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TAISSA TURNER Yellowjackets 🐝 3x01 "It Girl"

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do you think love can bloom even on the severed floor?

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I made you a seal out of snow but I eated it

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my digital pets that live in an office

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so happy nijntje is popular overseas again but did u know she has a black bestie and her name is nina

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My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

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i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

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just remembered i was watching this last night

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there's something about helena using milchick's first name and irving IMMEDIATELY weaponizing that shit against him. in an environment where personal information is so tightly controlled that innies don't know their own last name, wouldn't knowing your manager's full name feel like having a gun to their head? and irving pulls the trigger the second he knows he has a bullet. i love you gay old man

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

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orc mating season has begun

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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My OCs