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Donut disturb

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Its Hawk Time, guys

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this is one of the gayest conversations i've ever seen

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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

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Best of Dale Cooper

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he's so silly

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true detective season 1 (2014)/ twin peaks: fire walk with me (1992)/ twin peaks the return (2017)

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I'm not sure how to sum up [father's] life in just a few words. It's more a record, just to have, like saying, "This person existed, in case anyone wants to know."

His Three Daughters (2023) — dir. Azazel Jacobs     

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Natasha Lyonne & Elizabeth Olsen | His Three Daughters (2024)

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My favorite line delivery of the year so far

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via breezeh@briscoepark

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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Insecure 14 year old boy: "Google show me cool fashion ideas for boys"

Some YouTuber named TraditionalMasc88: "Anyone less masculine than you is a woman. All your problems happen because you dont hate yourself enough and women more."

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp