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I love how the casting notice for Hermes in Hadestown effectively reads "Any age, any gender, any race, ability to serve cunt essential"

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apparently i never posted this here

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Man, I'm still thinking about the end of Tango's Past Life video from yesterday. After the arena trap didn't kill anyone, and he's given up.

Tango digs a hole. Puts lava in it. Stares at the lava. Practically telegraphing that he's going to jump into it - his lives are forfeit anyways, so why not just do it himself? Get it over with before next week?

But then Impulse steps close, and instinctively, Tango picks the lava up again. He's not risking Impulse trying to throw himself in and argue that because Tango placed the lava, it 'should' count as a boogey kill. (It wouldn't, and they both know it, but Tango can't risk him trying anyways.)

So instead Tango digs a deeper hole, and jumps in, and covers it over. He ends the episode in his own grave.

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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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btw I know no one aksed but I would let short hair chappell roan do indescribable things to me

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Boogey Tango . . .

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A long time ago, I was a Technoblade fan artist. Sometimes I wish I still was. Happy birthday king

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dudes be like i need to go poop in the woods

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I hope they play fein

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love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!

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hetships become hetslop when they get married and have kids. or when their personality revolves around her pegging him. or him being dumb and her being a girlboss. or when i don't like them together

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with your tattered clothes and your bloody nose, arent you glad to be rid of the smell?

not at all

not at all.

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based off of this post by @yailea!

idk how I feel abt the first version so I added the second

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I love that Past Life is just the season of menaces and wet cats