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Boyd as JJ Mackay in Devil Town (short) (2021)

Boyd as Jeff in Gone Girl (2014)

Boyd as Peter Kristo in A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)

Boyd as Tattooed Guy in Out of the Furnace (2013)

Boyd as Teenage Ethan Miller in Higher Ground (2011)

Boyd Holbrook and his characters

Tank Tops/Sleeveless Tops Edition

Part 2

As the summer has started, I just wanted to bring these gifs back!

See the original post from December 2023 here.

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send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.

your muse = sender, my muse = receiver.

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SEXUAL PREFERENCES.

BOLD usually applies, is actively interested. ITALICS situationally applies, is interested but depends. STRIKE THROUGH is a hard limit, not interested, doesn't apply, etc.

INCLINATION    /   HABITS. — is  submissive | is  dominant  |  prefers  to  top  |  prefers  to  bottom  | likes  to  switch  |  identifies  as  heterosexual  |  identifies  as  homosexual  | identifies  as  bisexual | identifies  as  pansexual |  identifies  as  demisexual  |  identifies  as  asexual  |  enjoys  sex  with  men  |  enjoys  sex  with  women  |  enjoys  sex  with  aliens  |   enjoys  sex  with  androids  |   enjoys  sex  with  monsters  | enjoys  sex  with  any  sex  /  gender  | enjoys  sex  with  multiple  people  at  once | initiates | waits  for  partner  to  initiate  |  spits  | swallows  |  prefers  sex  in  the  morning  |  prefers  sex  at  night  | will  have  sex  anytime  |  no  sex  drive  |  low  sex  drive  | average  sex  drive  | high  sex  drive |  hypersexual  |  fluctuating  sex  drive.

BODY   /    APPEARANCE. — small  build |  medium  build  | athletic  build |  muscular  build |  curvy  build  | voluptuous  build  |  wears  boxers  |  wears  briefs  |  wears  boxer  briefs  | wears  lingerie  |  goes  commando | shaves / waxes  | manscapes |  doesn’t  shave / wax  | cup  size  a – c | cup  size  d – f   |  1 – 5"  in length  | 6 – 9″  in length  |  10”  or  over  in  length.

SOUNDS. — is  silent / makes  little  to  no  sounds  | is  very  quiet | is  very  loud | grows  in volume  over  time  | bites hand / partner / pillow  to  muffle  themselves  | calls  out  partner’s  name  | curses |  growls  | fakes / exaggerates |  prefers  a  quiet  partner  |  prefers  a  loud / appropriately  vocal  partner  |  prefers  a  responsive  partner |  no preference towards partner’s volume  | is  turned  on  by  dirty  talk  | is  turned  off  by  dirty  talk.

TURN  ONS    /    KINKS. — having  their  hands  pinned | pinning  their  partner’s  hands  |  having  their  hair  pulled | pulling  their  partner’s  hair | being  watched  by  their  partner | being  watched  by  a  third  party | watching their partner  | receiving  oral | giving  oral | calling  their  partner  daddy  | being  called daddy |  calling  their  partner  mommy | being  called  mommy | calling  their  partner  master | being  called  master | calling  their  partner  mistress | being  called  mistress |  calling  their  partner  sir / madam | being  called  sir / madam | giving praise | receiving praise | biting / marking  | being  bitten / marked  |  spanking  |  being  spanked | teasing  | being teased  | having  toys  used  on  them  |  using  toys  on  their  partner | giving anal | receiving  anal  | choking | being  choked  | dirty  talk |  being  tied  up  | tying  their  partner  up  |  being  worshiped | worshiping  their  partner  |  humiliating  | being  humiliated |  degrading  |  being  degraded  |  being  pegged  | pegging  their  partner  | being  edged |  edging  |  age gap  | anonymous  sex   | blood  play | breeding  | chastity devices | clothed / partially clothed | condoms  |  deep - throating  |  gun  play |  intercrural sex  | knife  play | lingerie | nipple  play  |  orgasm  denial | overstimulation  | pregnancy |  prostate milking  | public sex | rimming  |  roleplay  | sadism / masochism  |  size  difference  |  somnophilia |  squirting.

PLACES. — airplane |  alleyway | bath  | beach  | bedroom | boat |  bus  | car | cathedral / church |  cemetery  |  closet  |  concert  |  dressing room  | elevator | empty or abandoned building  |  field  | forest  | gym  |  home bathroom  | hospital |  kitchen  |  library  |  movie  theatre  |  museum  | ocean  | parking lot |  planetarium  |  pool  | public bathroom | rooftop | school | sex  club  | shower | tent |  terrace  | train  | workplace.

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logically i should not reblog any memes until i do more drafts but I am looking... i am perceiving ... 👁👄👁

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"If that were true then I already would have figured it out." He had, somehow, been fending off the graying of his hair well for a man his age. Dark eyes flickered over the priest's form for a couple of quick seconds before attention focused back on his face. Robert seemed to be considering the question for a solid thirty seconds as if he needed to weigh the pros and cons. "I wouldn't say handyman in any capacity. I could give it a shot, though."

"Once those grey hairs start coming in I'm sure you'll find out soon enough for yourself." The Brit mused with a sly smile, sitting up a little as he raised his arms, rubbing at his eyes. Between the heat and the fact that he'd been up all night working, he wasn't so surprised how easily he'd drifted off. "On the church's dime? Be lucky if anyone turns up before the Rapture. Don't suppose you're something of a handyman by any chance?"

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Call my muse by their full name! See how they react!

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a new reaction pic dropped

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I did it. Help me. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. All of the icons are in color (red, pink, yellow). It’s a batch of 60 in total (2 angles). I might upload the black and white versions on my icons page when I update it. Haven’t played the rest of the game yet so I’ll probably end up making a batch for all of the dads as I complete each route.

Icons under the cut. Like or reblog if you take. Icons page.

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simping softness prompts.

basically i got shippy and now there's these soft little prompts for romantic, platonic, and yearning situations!! use them at your leisure!

" you're shivering. here, take my jacket. "

" you... sorry, you just got a little something on your face... here, let me get it for you. "

" hey, so... i know you haven't been feeling great, so i picked up a few of your favorite snacks, drinks... "

" you stayed? "

" well, of course i stayed. you're here, where else would i be? "

" oh! i found this in the mall, i figured it might be something you'd like! "

" hey, everything's gonna be fine. stay where you are, i'm on my way. "

" wow... you look... you look amazing. "

" we should grab some coffee together, sometime. "

" holy crap, i thought you were dead! never do that to me again! "

" i made some breakfast, if you're hungry? "

" your hands are freezing! let me warm them up... "

" i knew you wouldn't go to sleep willingly, so i brought you some chamomile tea and a blanket. twenty minutes of shut-eye, okay? "

" it's okay. i promise you, i will be here when you wake up. "

" hey! hey, hey, it's alright! it's okay, my darling/friend/love, i'm here, i've got you... "

" i'll walk you home. "

" you need a lift? "

" i... sometimes, i guess i kinda wish you could see yourself through my eyes. "

" i see you still have my shirt! "

" i got starbucks. this is your favorite, isn't it? "

" you look like you could use a hug. "

" okay, quit it with the drinks. i think that's enough, hmm? i'll cover the tab, but for now, let's get you home... "

" i'm not letting you sleep on the couch. come on. get under the blankets. "

" i mean... i-i'm cool with sharing the bed if you are. "

" you were in a really bad way, i wasn't about to abandon you. "

" hey... you've been crying. "

" don't think i won't carry you if i have to! "

" of course i noticed. i notice everything about you. "

" i knew you wouldn't bring a jacket, so i made sure to color co-ordinate with you so you could wear mine on the way home. "

" please, talk to me... it kills me seeing you like this. "

" i got a reservation at that fancy italian place you like. come on. get ready, we can get there in time if we get dressed now! "

" he/she/they were an idiot. you're amazing, and if they can't see that, that's on them. "

" i'd happily go kick their arse, but i don't think that would help you. "

" you don't owe me anything. "

" i wish i could just freeze time. let this moment be forever. "

" i got you some flowers. but, if you have allergies, i also got fake flowers! just in case. "

" you realise you don't need to ask my permission, don't you? "

" what's mine is yours. always. "

" i don't know precisely what i did to earn your presence in my life, but... i'd do it a thousand times over if i knew what it was. "

" yes, these last few years have been a living hell, but... i'd live them a thousand times over if it meant you being safe and happy. "

" i don't care about everyone else! i care about you, [NAME]!"

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He has no problem with staring right back at the creature before him. Almost unmoved by whatever uncanny energy it had going on. "You freak."

good boy true form open

... sitting. staring. rumbling.

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my fyp is suddenly about the incredibles & the cyclops guy from it and somehow I am so invested like

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DIRTY JOBS 2022 SENTENCE STARTERS.

taken from the 2022 revival of the 2005 discovery channel series. shenanigans and chaos ensue. feel free to change wording and pronouns and provide context as necessary. do not add to this list.    

You know what? I take it back. I do like to complain.

No. We come back tonight and kill them.

I’m kidding, of course. I almost never kill anyone.

You just wanna do it? Right now?

It’s all coming together… sort of. 

It’s all in a day’s work.

And that, my friend(s), does not suck. This, on the other hand…

You’re not nervous, are you, ___?

I’m not… Sure I’m nervous. Sure. Sure.

See, I’m doing something!

It’s like the sound of doom.

That really is ominous, man.

It’s not natural, is it?

Yes. This goes against the laws of God and man. 

I’d feel better without that iron bar up my ass, honestly.

Sounds simple, right? It’s not.

If it sounds difficult and complicated, it’s only because it is.

And by a lot easier, I mean, not easy at all.

Precision is the order of the day.

By no pressure… there’s a lot of pressure.

Can’t hear shit.

I’ve not been here, no.

I’m absolutely falling apart.

You know, I… I just… I wouldn’t say no.

She/he/they’ll tell you if she/he/they like you. Or if they don’t.

Why would it blow up?

Until you’re suddenly goin’ up like flashpaper.

And the odds of this exploding are very low?

But it could still happen?

Me and you, you and me. The two of us together. In the pit.

This is gonna be great, ___.

Boy, that just got weird, huh?

A lot of the time I say I got it, ___, but I don’t. 

I’m still not ready to talk about that, man.

I’ve hit my head lots of times over the years.

I didn’t expect that one there.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

That’s beyond redemption.

See, you’re having those negative thoughts again.

Time now to reenter the pit, a place that’s now starting to feel like home.

There’s a futility to this, I gotta tell you.

I can make it better, but I can’t make it good.

It really is just a toxic bouillabaisse of human disappointment. 

You get something done, I’ll talk to the turkey.

Now you know what I know. 

I’ll always make something up for you.

You look like a rotisserie chicken right now.

You should write travel brochures.

I don’t have a lot of dignity left.

Where do you go from… from this?

I’d probably work at Starbucks or something.

Like they’re fooling anybody.

I know what you’re doing, Bobby Flay. Liar.

Look at me, walking like I know where I’m going.

Oh, I’m scandalized.

I’ve never seen that. Impressive!

Always looking to try something new.

Bringing literally minutes of experience to the task at hand.

I don’t know if I would hire you, but you didn’t break anything, so we’re good.

This is where shit starts to get real for real.

My sneakers are Velcro.

Maybe there’s a reason for that.

We call it the hibbity-flibbity.

If you don’t mind, we’re gonna shoot the whole show here on my iPhone.

If you took a little of the shock and awe out of your voice, it’d sound more like a compliment.

Hakuna Matata smells like ass.

So that you look at me and don’t immediately associate me with a cold blooded, heartless killer.

And that’s a wrap for that guy. 

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Fuck, Marry, Kill. Send me three names.

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Leaning against the doorway with a mug of coffee in his hands, he took a long second to just soak in the sight that had greeted him in his walkway. There had been no move to help Dean upon the initial breaking of the box. Maybe there was a small, barely there wince of sympathy but that was it. Robert seemed perfectly content to simply sit and watch the other man in his misfortune for a couple seconds too long. "Give me a second to actually enjoy laughing at your stupid idea," he muttered, setting the coffee mug on the closest surface. Another bit of muttering as he stepped out to crouch down to start gathering the groceries alongside Dean. "It was a terrible plan, by the way." / cont. ; @heartsbreaking

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The only emotional spectrum I can relate to