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cryptid-waluigi · 27 minutes ago
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🇺🇸recall of various types of canned tuna due to fucking botulism <- CAN KILL YOU 🇺🇸
this involves some pretty big name tunas. if you eat canned tuna in the united states, you are going to want to check this list. botulism is one of the biggest deals in food poisoning. THESE CANS CAN FUCKING KILL YOU
EL SEGUNDO, CA, February 7, 2025 – Tri-Union Seafoods has made the decision to voluntarily recall select lots of canned tuna products sold under the Genova®, Van Camp’s®, H-E-B and Trader Joe’s brand names. This voluntary recall is out of an abundance of caution following the notification from our supplier that the “easy open” pull tab can lid on limited products encountered a manufacturing defect that may compromise the integrity of the product seal (especially over time), causing it to leak, or worse, be contaminated with clostridium botulinum, a potentially fatal form of food poisoning. Consumers are warned not to use the product even if it does not look or smell spoiled. Consumers feeling unwell should seek immediate medical attention. No illnesses associated with the recalled products have been reported and the recall is being conducted to ensure consumer safety. The impacted products were distributed to retail stores as follows: H-E-B label - Texas Trader Joe’s label – Delaware, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington D.C., and Wisconsin Genova 7 oz. - Costco in Florida and Georgia Genova 5 oz. - Harris Teeter, Publix, H-E-B, Kroger, Safeway, Walmart, and independent retailers in Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, New Jersey, Tennessee, and Texas Van Camp’s label – Walmart and independent retailers in Pennsylvania, Florida and New Jersey
some emphasis mine. this is not a comprehensive list of retailers. these cans were sold in more stores than what is listed, and there is no complete list of affected stores. long story short the pull tab has a defect that makes these cans the perfect environment to give you botulism. and botulism is REALLY REALLY FUCKING bad. it is one of the deadliest forms of food poisoning and commonly grows in dented or damaged cans. unfortunately, the recall announcement does not currently include images.
tumblr does not let me make tables, so I cannot easily format all the necessary information in a way that I am confident will be easy to read and understand. so here is the list of names, and check the FDA link for the specifics of what can codes and best by dates are affected.
Genova Solid White Tuna in Olive Oil 5.0 oz
Genova Yellowfin Tuna in Olive Oil 5.0 oz
Genova Yellowfin Tuna in 0live Oil 5.0 oz 4 Pack
Genova Yellowfin Tuna in Olive 0il 7.0 oz 6 Pack
Genova Yellowfin Tuna in in Extra Virgin Olive Oil with Sea Salt 5.0 oz
Van Camp's Solid Light Tuna in Oil 5.0 oz
Van Camp's Solid Light Tuna in 0il 5 oz 4 Pack
Trader Joe's Solid Light Yellowfin Tuna in Olive Oil
Trader Joe's Solid White Tuna in Olive Oil
Trader Joe's Solid White Tuna in Water
Trader Joe's Solid White Water Low Sodium
Trader Joe's Solid White Water No Salt Added
H-E-B Solid White Tuna in Water 5.0 oz 4 Pack
if you recognize these types of tuna or buy tuna from those stores, stop reading here and click the FDA link at the top for more information. not all cans in these lines are being recalled, but the affected cans have best by dates into 2028.
from the wikipedia entry about botulism:
The disease begins with weakness, blurred vision, feeling tired, and trouble speaking. This may then be followed by weakness of the arms, chest muscles, and legs. Vomiting, swelling of the abdomen, and diarrhea may also occur. The disease does not usually affect consciousness or cause a fever.
...and these vague symptoms, which may not even all appear in someone with botulism, eventually lead to muscle weakness and paralysis to the point someone is unable to call for help, and might eventually stop being able to breathe. while fully conscious.
from the foodsafetynews article on this recall:
In foodborne botulism, symptoms generally begin 18 to 36 hours after eating contaminated food. However, symptoms can begin as soon as 6 hours after or up to 10 days later.
according to the wikipedia article, 5%-10% of people who get botulism will die with timely medical intervention. without medical intervention, botulism kills 50% of the people it infects. this is emergency room ASAP level stuff.
please send the FDA link to anyone you know who eats canned tuna in the US. although no illnesses have been attributed to this defect yet, it may only be a matter of time as the seals on these cans degrade. please do not become the first.
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cryptid-waluigi · 3 hours ago
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In honor of Black History Month ✊🏿
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cryptid-waluigi · 3 hours ago
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it’s just so wild and wonderful to me that “woe’s hollow” was filmed on location. like, they scouted out that spot. they found woods and hoped it would snow. that waterfall is real and you can go there. they had to get all that film equipment out to the shooting locations and they had to do it without moving anything because it’s a state park. those creepy icicle hands? the snow falling? the twisted trees in irving’s dream? the fog? that was all real. the fucking - cliff overlooking the lake?! that was REAL. adam scott really yelled down to john turturro from the top of that cliff! that’s so so amazing to me. like in most modern shows they’d have used CGI for the scenery and it would have been absolutely aesthetically perfect, sure. but instead they found a location and really looked at it and played with what was already there and allowed the story to be in conversation with its actual environment and it was just sooooo fruitful. like. do you understand? no one thought of and designed the tree icicles that looked like claws to be perfect visual counterpoint to the creepiness of the story. they just looked around at their actual environment and went “what’s unsettling about this place? what’s suspenseful?” and they took advantage of it, they leveraged it. that is so rare in filmmaking these days, i think, especially in television. and YEAH this season cost like 200 million dollars or something but IT WAS WORTH IT!!!!
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cryptid-waluigi · 10 hours ago
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sun bleached flies - ethel cain
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cryptid-waluigi · 12 hours ago
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"were on the verge of class conciousness!"
yall are still racist and antiblack so big big doubt
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cryptid-waluigi · 19 hours ago
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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job
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cryptid-waluigi · 19 hours ago
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cryptid-waluigi · 19 hours ago
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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cryptid-waluigi · 19 hours ago
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cryptid-waluigi · 19 hours ago
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Please spread more information if you have it
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cryptid-waluigi · 19 hours ago
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cryptid-waluigi · 19 hours ago
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chavis mármol, "untitled destruction project," 2024, nine-ton quarry stone replica of colossal olmec head dropped on blue tesla model 3
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cryptid-waluigi · 19 hours ago
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Kendrick: America is built off of the backs of slaves whose descendants, who were promised freedom and reparations they never got, are now being told that they're not good enough for this country. We're told that we're too black, we're too ghetto, we make everything too political. The elite like to watch us fight amongst ourselves because that way they'll be safe from the consequences of their actions.
Y'all: HAHA wow, Kendrick played Not Like Us!!! Everyone called Drake a pedophile!!! Kendrick is such a hater about This One Guy and This One Guy Only, this is a single instance after all, that's so funny. Anyway (proceeds to never interact with anything else he makes ever again)
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cryptid-waluigi · 22 hours ago
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I'm not the one saying "fuck the hostages" btw
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cryptid-waluigi · 22 hours ago
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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cryptid-waluigi · 22 hours ago
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Help a trans woman get through the month!!!
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Hey y'all, didn't expect to post again on here so soon, but unemployment is severely fucking me over again. I was expecting to get paid into March, but earlier this month they denied my claims and I am awaiting a hearing date to appeal their decision (again). Any money I had saved got used up by last month's rent.
In the meantime I've been desperately looking for work to no avail, and I'm running Very Low on essentials like toiletries and HRT, on top of my phone bill and rent being due Very Soon.
Needed Very Soon:
Toiletries: ~$20
HRT: ~$160
Phone: $40
Less Urgent:
Rent: $750 (due on Feb 5th)
Cashapp: $CatgirlsGetPaid
Venmo: CatgirlsAreReal
PayPal available upon request.
date posted: 1/24/2025
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cryptid-waluigi · 22 hours ago
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