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How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

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My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

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big wii sports overlay that says Normal! whenever i do anything so i know im not insane

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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

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the year is 2043. william shatner, 112, is grabbing his aide's hand, begging her to get closer, his hold unexpectedly strong

"when kirk and spock had sex kirk was always the top. he never took it up the ass" he says, before immediately flatlining

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i am not like y’all , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you’re invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return

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i am not like y’all , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you’re invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return

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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

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hey bro you wanna come out tonight? me and the boys are gonna beat john jacob jingleheimer schmidt to death with hammers

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Human Rights comission published this years Trans Day of Rememberance Violence and Fatalities Report

https://reports.hrc.org/an-epidemic-of-violence-2024#epidemic-numbers

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i think it’s very easy to say “i’m not ableist” but most of us would crack after 5 minutes of serious examining of our internalized beliefs. & yes this actually applies to other disabled people, and also to myself, because disability encompasses such a staggering number of conditions that we’re all bound to have internalized beliefs about them, and refusing to poke at those beliefs because you believe you aren’t ableist is uhhhh not helpful, to say the least.

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block of poop

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Any understanding of abuse and violence that focuses solely on gender and makes no mention of factors like adultism or race is nonsense. Do you have how much sexual violence is done to children by their parents?? including their moms?? Do you know how many white women have historically enacted the (sexual!) violence of deeming all Black men rapists and sending the police and lynch mobs after them??

"men are the bad gender." get the fuck out of here. fucking preschool level morality system. you can tell whose the bad guy by looking at them, huh? im sure that works really well.

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