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I love how followers don't really matter on Tumblr, like I don't think you can see others follower count, but I can always tell when a bigger blog reblogs my shit because I get a sudden huge influx of notes

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so if randys head is pretty much fucked forever bc of the pressure, is this like... a common issue post-dialup ? or is randys case some sort of malpractice

Far closer to malpractice. In his backstory cutscene, Randy mentions that the reason the stuff didn't fit cleanly back in is because there was broken glass + dirt on the ground too and desperate not to miss anything, they put everything back in. more stuff went back in than came out in the first place

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transsexuals have got to get meaner stickers now in shop (4 inch by 2 inch, vinyl)

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current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

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Large concrete Soviet apartment buildings are a type of girl

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there are many reasons to seek out and become fans of indie movies and generally less widespread media but the craziest one is that like 90% of the time if you express admiration for an underrated movie the cast and crew will just be like. thank you. i’m following you on twitter now. and then you have to live the rest of your life knowing people involved in the making of one of your favorite hidden gems of cinema are seeing your tweets about having a whole blue hawaiian fishbowl to yourself at 4 PM

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matching couple's shirts that say "i ♥️ gay sex" and "im gay sex"

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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS SNEAK PEAKS OF RIDDLER YEAR ONE JUST DROPPED LOOK

HIS USER IS PUZZLE KING :(( <33 HE’S SO CUTE I’M GONNA SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

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Closing my eyes and screaming "waaaa!" while shooting a handgun but I have perfect accuracy and drop 6 targets then reload in 0.2 seconds and hit 6 more

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Some things you need to know if you really want to be an ally to Jews:

-There is no such thing as a "Semitic people", and if there was, only Jews would be considered "Semitic people", since "antisemitism" was coined specifically as an alternative to the word Judenhasse, which means "Jew-hatred", and specifically to refer to Jews. If "Semites" was a legitimate identity, the only "Semites" would be Jews. People from the Levant who are not Jewish are not "Semitic", and are still very much capable of being antisemitic. In linguistic sense, "Semitic" only refers to a language family, not a cultural identity.

-"Goy" is not a slur. It means "nation", it's literally a word that means "non-Jewish person."

-Only Jews get to define what is and isn't antisemitic. If Jews are saying that something is antisemitic, listen to them.

-Jews are not White People Lite. There are Jews of every skin colour, and even light-skinned Jews can still be subject to racialized antisemitism. Listen to Jews when they say they experience racialized antisemitism.

-Judaism isn't just a religion. It's an ethnoreligion, a tribe, and a peoplehood. There are non-religious Jews. There are atheist Jews. And all Jews experience antisemitism.

-Judaism is a closed practice. Yes, we allow conversion, but it is a long and difficult process, and we do not allow prosletizing. It's like a locked gate where getting the key is extremely difficult.

-Judaism is not Christianity-Lite. Judaism came first, it is an ancient identity and peoplehood independent from Christianity. Christianity appropriated and butchered elements of Judaism.

-There are Jews of every sexuality and gender identity, and we have a long history of gender diversity and non-heteronormative sexuality. Include LGBTQ Jews in your activism.

-The Holocaust isn't your metaphor or comparison tool.

-Antisemitism has been around for thousands of years and it's still extremely prevalent and rising today.

-The Jewish community is a diverse, multi-faceted community. There are so many ways to be Jewish and so many ways to express one's Jewish identity. No two Jews are the same, but we are united by our shared history, heritage, and identity.

Thank you for taking the steps to being a true ally to Jewish people.

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i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

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Bride of Reanimator has so many good quotes. go off Herbert

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tv should come with recipes or suggested meal plans made by the director so you can have an immersive snack like wine pairings

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