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Can we (platonically) make out while I (platonically) whimper into your mouth while your fingers (platonically) spread me open and you (platonically) finger my holes until I’m (platonically) sobbing in pleasure, (platonically) moaning your name?

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yall ever masturbate so hard you start begging like “fuck-pleasepleaseplease” even though you’re the one fucking yourself? or is that just me.

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i suck dick for my own pleasure <3 it’s nice that guys get off of it too, it makes me feel good to make someone else feel good

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"I'm normal about the concept of ownership" <- guy who wants to be collared and leashed and caged and held and pinned and kept and loved and told mine mine mine and not let go ever forever until the end of time

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All of my kinks are rooted in wanting to feel wanted so intensely that someone cant stand it. Regardless of which side of the dynamic I'm on it's all about aggressive desire

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Just a reminder that aftercare can mean the difference between someone feeling safe, satisfied and sexy after a scene, and feeling shamed, gross and at worst, traumatized. Sex is a vulnerable thing for everyone, and no matter how casual, people deserve respect before, during and after. Dom or sub, kinky or not, take good care of your partners! The emotions are more important than the sex.

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I see a lot of posts saying "teach boys about consent".

While that is true, a lot of parents will do that and fail to see how their own actions are the problem.

If you've spanked him, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've forced him to sit on Santa's lap, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've forced him to give hugs and kisses to family members, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've grabbed him in order to force him to sit still, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've labeled him as "too sensitive" for not wanting to be touched, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you've assumed he's okay with something because he technically allowed it even though he felt pressured, he's less likely to understand consent.

If you're only going to criticize his actions but not your own, it won't work.

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gender is so confusing

im a boy. im nonbinary. im a secret third thing. im none of the above. i used to be a little girl. i never was a girl. my deadname feels like a stranger. i still turn around if i hear it in public. im a boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl who looks like-

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btw. being kink positive means ALL kinks even the ones you think are "immoral" or whatever the fuck. "but what about-" especially that one. no sex act between consenting adults is immoral actually. kill the cop in your brain.

of course that doesn't mean you have to be comfortable with every kink. it's fine to have limits for your own personal stuff. but if you judge people based on what they do with their consenting partners, I cannot stress this enough, you are being a bad person.

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I don't know when these terms got muddled but "switch" is for when you can dom and sub and is specifically about bdsm and power play and "vers" is for when you top and bottom and is about penetration in gay sex and that's all those terms mean

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bite marks bite marks bite marks bite marks

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tboys shouldn’t have to go to work and make money they should be face down in pillows and crying while getting fucked in the ass (it’s me, i’m tboys)

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the point of my masculinity and male positivity posts are to underline that masculinity and manhood are seen as a threat or in direct opposition to queerness, and that often times in order to be seen as queer you have to be partially or wholly feminine or gender neutral, or express your manhood in a feminine or gender neutral way in order to no longer be threatening, invasive, or a problem.

it is very difficult to exist in queer spaces as a hyper masculine person & a man. you're made to feel like you need to walk a tight rope feeling like you're inherently out of place, as if you existing and being masculine or a man in queer spaces makes others uncomfortable inherently.. just know that when i make positivity posts it is to remind us all that masculinity/manhood and queerness are not opposites and that you do not have to be a feminine man or masc person to be viewed/seen/heard as queer.

chasing men, masculine people, and masculinity out of queer spaces isn't helping anyone currently and won't help anyone down the line. please accept masc enbies, butches, bears, and masculine trans men with the same kindness, love, and passion that you do neutral and feminine people. that's the point when i make these kinds of posts. thank u

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Anal obsessed puppies who whine and wiggle their ass in the air everytime they crave being fucked stupid until they’re left gaping and leaking my cum on the sheets <3

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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Stop being afraid of liking fat bodies

You can enjoy sex more with them and it not be a fetish

You can love them and it not need to be a secret

Stop being a little bitch ass baby

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oh my goooood let me sit by your side and be a good puppy, and when i behave you give me a treat! i’ll wag my tail, not questioning what the yummy snack you gave me was. but slowly i’ll start to feel it’s effects kick in, getting me high and much more malleable. “aww is puppy feeling a little silly?” you’ll tease. all i can do is nod as you pet my head. “does puppy wanna play?” you’ll ask. again, i’ll nod, squirming and fidgeting. “why don’t you show me what those cute puppy dog eyes look like from down on your knees?” all i can do is obey, climbing from my spot on the couch, repositioning myself onto my knees in front of you. “such a good boy for me, here’s another treat for behaving so well,” i’ll open my mouth to accept another treat, my mind already too gone to think about what it might do to me.