cryptid-love
i am cringe but i am free
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i’m Parker,i’m white and 20 y/oi’m also bi, polyam, and agender, i use he/it pronouns but any are cool,DNI if you’re a transcum, TERF, or radfem
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cryptid-love · 8 hours ago
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cryptid-love · 8 hours ago
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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”
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cryptid-love · 8 hours ago
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fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.
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cryptid-love · 8 hours ago
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for sale. spurs. never jingle jangled.
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cryptid-love · 8 hours ago
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being an artist and revisiting media you liked when you were 11 is like. oh ok. this shaped my sense of humor and the way I write characters and the way I pace narratives and the tropes I'm drawn to. and I vastly underestimated how much of an impact it had on me because I literally have not thought about it for 15 years. but it was there inside me the whole time. ok. ok cool! c ool
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cryptid-love · 1 day ago
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get off dating apps. the love of your life is from a video game!
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cryptid-love · 1 day ago
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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life
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cryptid-love · 1 day ago
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cryptid-love · 10 days ago
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extremely evocative textbook diagram
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cryptid-love · 10 days ago
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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg
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cryptid-love · 11 days ago
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one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will
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cryptid-love · 11 days ago
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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cryptid-love · 11 days ago
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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms
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cryptid-love · 14 days ago
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cryptid-love · 15 days ago
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Normal guy voice . I need to watch him lose consciousness in a vulnerable position
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cryptid-love · 15 days ago
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no matter how far i get in my healing journey i think i’ll always need the occasional 14 hrs of gaming day
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cryptid-love · 15 days ago
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