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not my circus not my monkeys not my circus not my monkeys not my circus not my monkeys not my circus not my monkeys i am but a humble monkey in this circus and i do not own the circus nor the other monkeys so not my circus not my monkeys

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“average fairy gets two transformations a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average fairy gets maybe one transformation per year. Winx Club fairies, which are the new Company of Light & got over 10 during the last few years, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Fellas it’s that time of day again

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

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im so glad nobody on the modern Tumblr Left ever changes their url or icons unless they get deleted and remake because back in The Day (2012) we did that all the time and it made keeping track of who was who nigh impossible. remember halloween urls? man, we used to- [i break out into a fit of raspy coughs that leave me wheezing for air while desperately flailing for the nurse call button] [you notice that my coughs are staining the bedsheet with flecks of blood]

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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You can only reblog this today.

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THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

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In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March

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calm down guys, it's only the 8th

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Prince: I wish to marry!

Queen: Only if she can pass my test: failing to sleep on a bed with a pea under it!

Prince: Why are you screening for princesses with sensory issues?

Queen: She must be true royalty! Only the most autistic girl in all the land shall marry my son!

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on