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Here are the first few comics from a series I’ve started making about a regular toad.

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u ever see a man so beautiful u cry?

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YOU’RE JUST BLINKING YOUR EYES

- Blazing Transfer Students

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Stranger Things 2 + Text Posts

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Welcome, you’ve got dads

Like/reblog if you use/save, requests are open!

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SIFFILATE

[verb]

to whisper; to speak with soft, hushed sounds, using the breath, lips, etc., but with no vibration of the vocal cords.

Etymology: modification influenced by sibilate, of French siffler, “to whistle”.

[Jorge Mascarenhas - The Goat Whisperer]

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Mango Cake Recipe (VIDEO)

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There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

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I am delighted to find out that there’s a new quality meme in Russia, the Wizard “Fwoosh” Cat, fwoosh [вжух] being the sound effect for the magic wand waving. 

The Fwoosh Cat can do great magic in your every-day life, good and bad all at the same time.

“Fwoosh, you’ve got insomnia”

“Fwoosh, you’re adopted”

“Fwoosh, and money is gone”

“Fwoosh, you’re expelled” next to a list of expelled pupils in a university

“Fwoosh, black ice”

Obligatory money fwoosh

“Cannot fwoosh on this page”

“Fwoosh, and you can fwoosh on this page”

“If you see this image, then it’s your lucky day. You’ve been visited by The Great Wizard Cat, the wisest of all wizard cats of the wizard cat school. A curse was laid on you, and it will turn your life into a nightmare. Only the wizard cat can lift the curse and once again make your life wonderful and full of magic”

Magical

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@skillshotlabs this is a specific but excellent dream

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Michelle Obama’s expression on Inauguration Day speaks volumes

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me, writing: literally everyone has raised their eyebrows. everyone. there's not an eyebrow left unquirked.

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So I was studying Japanese on a kids’ learning program via youtube when all of a sudden

I noticed these two suspiciously familiar characters.

I’m onto you, Dan and Phil.

こんにちは,こんにちは!

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Pride and Prejudice + Very British Problems

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