crypticsounds
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Cally-new fuggin yawk-tf is a gender-26-Left-i’m a tag yapper-mdni 18+ yall know the drill
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crypticsounds · 11 days ago
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crypticsounds · 28 days ago
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identifying political ideologies by vague statements 2024 edition
• "both sides have gotten a bit extreme lately": conservative
• "i'm not really into politics": conservative
• "it's good to accept different opinions": conservative
• "i'm a conservative": 100% hitler
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crypticsounds · 28 days ago
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Bled Island-Bled -Slovenia-December 2024
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Colorful Summer Sunrise on Krnsko Lake, Slovenia by Nikolai Sapronov
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crypticsounds · 30 days ago
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"Dodge this."
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crypticsounds · 30 days ago
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crypticsounds · 1 month ago
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Art by • Gino D’Achille
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Gustave Doré
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forced gump
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Sword with gold and silver decorated hilt from Nuremburg, Germany, dated 1547
from The Dresden State Art Collection
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crypticsounds · 1 month ago
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>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine
>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case
>grabs it before i can
>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"
>go to cold medicine aisle
>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case
>nobody shows up
>ring again
>nobody shows up
>check case
>case is unlocked
>take cold medicine and go to check out
>grab toothpaste from unmanned register
>have to use self checkout
>scan cold medicine
>"age verification needed please wait for employee"
>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves
>finish self checkout
>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door
another beautiful non hostile day in our great country
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