crypticphysicist
Nuclear Pasta is a Real Thing
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Any pronouns. 19. Lover of The Magnus Archives, Behind the Bastards, astrophysics(<3333) and shitty history. Avatar of the Ceaseless Watcher.
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crypticphysicist · 30 minutes ago
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the worm fandom is crazy because this is a comment i got on my amy dallon fanfiction and it's not even close to being in the top ten craziest amy dallon things that have happened to me
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crypticphysicist · 4 hours ago
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Whatever the result is, I will attempt to recreate it as a drawing!
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crypticphysicist · 4 hours ago
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Gustav Klimt’s ’“The Kiss” (1908) by = 。= (2009)
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crypticphysicist · 12 hours ago
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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff
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crypticphysicist · 24 hours ago
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My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man
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crypticphysicist · 2 days ago
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only 5 seconds
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crypticphysicist · 2 days ago
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"For mature audiences" not as in "legally allowed to see a boob" but "can see a fictional character do a bad thing and not immediately go on a crusade against the author"
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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drew thirty or so dogs yesterday for kind redditors as a distraction from doomscrolling and COVID recovery
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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I scrolled ur blog for the last several hours laughing and mourning for our sentient rug. So here's her favorite type of day - she would get so upset when we wouldn't sit outside with her while she snorted the wind.
We built that deck just for her. Ty for the lovely comics!
it looks like you made her one happy girl. thank you for sharing her!!
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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10 Non-Lethal Injuries to Add Pain to Your Writing
New Part: 10 Lethal Injury Ideas
If you need a simple way to make your characters feel pain, here are some ideas: 
1. Sprained Ankle
A common injury that can severely limit mobility. This is useful because your characters will have to experience a mild struggle and adapt their plans to their new lack of mobiliy. Perfect to add tension to a chase scene.
2. Rib Contusion
A painful bruise on the ribs can make breathing difficult, helping you sneak in those ragged wheezes during a fight scene. Could also be used for something sport-related! It's impactful enough to leave a lingering pain but not enough to hinder their overall movement.
3. Concussions
This common brain injury can lead to confusion, dizziness, and mood swings, affecting a character’s judgment heavily. It can also cause mild amnesia.
I enjoy using concussions when you need another character to subtly take over the fight/scene, it's an easy way to switch POVs. You could also use it if you need a 'cute' recovery moment with A and B.
4. Fractured Finger
A broken finger can complicate tasks that require fine motor skills. This would be perfect for characters like artists, writers, etc. Or, a fighter who brushes it off as nothing till they try to throw a punch and are hit with pain.
5. Road Rash
Road rash is an abrasion caused by friction. Aka scraping skin. The raw, painful sting resulting from a fall can be a quick but effective way to add pain to your writing. Tip: it's great if you need a mild injury for a child.
6. Shoulder Dislocation
This injury can be excruciating and often leads to an inability to use one arm, forcing characters to confront their limitations while adding urgency to their situation. Good for torture scenes.
7. Deep Laceration
A deep laceration is a cut that requires stitches. As someone who got stitches as a kid, they really aren't that bad! A 2-3 inch wound (in length) provides just enough pain and blood to add that dramatic flair to your writing while not severely deterring your character.
This is also a great wound to look back on since it often scars. Note: the deeper and wider the cut the worse your character's condition. Don't give them a 5 inch deep gash and call that mild.
8. Burns
Whether from fire, chemicals, or hot surfaces, burns can cause intense suffering and lingering trauma. Like the previous injury, the lasting physical and emotional trauma of a burn is a great wound for characters to look back on.
If you want to explore writing burns, read here.
9. Pulled Muscle
This can create ongoing pain and restrict movement, offering a window to force your character to lean on another. Note: I personally use muscle related injuries when I want to focus more on the pain and sprains to focus on a lack of mobility.
10. Tendonitis
Inflammation of a tendon can cause chronic pain and limit a character's ability to perform tasks they usually take for granted. When exploring tendonitis make sure you research well as this can easily turn into a more severe injury.
This is a quick, brief list of ideas to provide writers inspiration. Since it is a shorter blog, I have not covered the injuries in detail. This is inspiration, not a thorough guide. Happy writing! :)
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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It would be funny if nuclear waste warning messages become an attraction for future historical linguists.
I mean look at this thing:
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A parallel text in 7 languages, with 4 different scripts between them! And pictograms! All designed to be preserved intact!
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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posting all of my tma doodles and dissapearinf so i dont get spoiled (im six years late to the party)
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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ive watched this twenty times in the past 15 minutes someone help me
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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legend 🙌
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you
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This is exactly what it looked like
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crypticphysicist · 3 days ago
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the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product
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