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me on august 5th 2025

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standing up in the corporate meeting and saying "excuse me gentlemen, i have to go whack off now"

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do the kids today even know about azlyrics? the calming lavender?

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Im reading American Psycho and holy shit this book is so funny

Like I’m crying laughing Bateman is such a freak I need to dissect his brain

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reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

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Then why not pretend?

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it's autumn, time to reread trc <3

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‘The tiny school of fish darted and leapt for cover, but not before Blue saw that every one of them was silver and red. Not a little red, but bright red, sunset red, red as a dream. Like they had never been any other color.’

- The Raven Boys, ch 23

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You'll join us one day:)

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Gustav Klimt study with Gwenllian because I luuuuv her

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Happy Keith day!

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started season 8 this week, can't stop thinking about her

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x08 - “Su-zakana”

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Mads and Hugh at NYCC 2024

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Being a writer be like editing a piece four times and still changing one of the character's names halfway through