crypticfen
crypticfen
Statement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings
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crypticfen · 5 hours ago
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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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crypticfen · 7 hours ago
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crypticfen · 10 hours ago
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just found a presentation on wolves i made recreationally when i was 8 years old
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crypticfen · 13 hours ago
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crypticfen · 16 hours ago
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Legolas/Gimli sketch…
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crypticfen · 16 hours ago
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This is the first time i've posted art in like. Two years, maybe more, and its only like. The second/third time I have EVER posted art to tumblr... Hi my names Vee im actually studying visual arts NOT writing HAHHGD This is Zuko, designed specifically for the AU im writing over on ao3 called No thing defines a man like love WHICH HAS A NEW CHAPTER OUT WOWIE WHAT!?>!??!! (I just went to link it and then I realised that the chapter isnt out yet bc I need to post this so I can put it in the chapter oh god I swear I'll update this with the links hjdhjfjhds) ( I just realised i should just put the normnal link for the fic in not. The most recent chapter. Um. here https://archiveofourown.org/works/55992616/chapters/142200913 ) So!! yes! Zuko! Um. I put a lot of thought into this design, but now im actually here I have. No clue what to say! The blue spirit mask is slightly altered, little additions such as a second set of protruding canines on the bottom and water tribe style carvings along the horns + teeth! This is a nod to Zukos mum, I like the idea of her performing and then local performances of shows having different interpretations of the Blue Spirit! hers had the teeth, I also have in the fic a few other details I imagine were more unique to Zukos design. The carving is done by a crew member, Kovak, as a way of tying Zuko in more with the Water Tribe. Theres also some dangly leather bc I think its cute and its my Zuko design. So. The details of his canon timeline design will become fully explained within the next few chapters!! U will get to see the changes develop : D Um. Oh god I had so much more to say about it but now im blanking i get so nervous posting my art... if u have any questions i suppose pls ask... I am very proud of this. Uh. YEAH! Also pls dont repost this work anywhere I'll be very upset if u do....
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crypticfen · 18 hours ago
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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine
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crypticfen · 19 hours ago
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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crypticfen · 1 day ago
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This costume is SO nice 😩👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 THE DETAIL WORK (x)
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crypticfen · 1 day ago
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Commission for @jawslide, thank you very much!
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crypticfen · 1 day ago
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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.
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crypticfen · 1 day ago
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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crypticfen · 1 day ago
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Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean
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Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies
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crypticfen · 2 days ago
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I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this
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crypticfen · 2 days ago
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video is mildly funny but this comment killed me
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crypticfen · 2 days ago
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Watching ancient danish movies and found this gem
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crypticfen · 2 days ago
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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large
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