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by AutoofWoody

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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I believe in Doofenshmirtz bonding with pet Perry supremacy

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Me:

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A bit of Moby-Dick oceanography context:

Up until the mid 1870s, it was generally accepted that life could not exist below a depth of 550 meters. This is why some of Ishmael's whale theories are so off and why Ahab pictures the sea floor as a vast wasteland of bones and shipwrecks. 🌊

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LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

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look down

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You can tell his mood by looking at his wings

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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

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I just found out that my mom had me in a Montessori type shit experimental school as a kid this explains so much

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🦭🐱

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Me seeing all the (valid) takes about D16 betraying Orion and letting his rage overtake him: but have you considered that he’s just a little guy??? Just a sad little guy?????

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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

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If you ever encounter a conspiracy person of any type irl, you can act like you've never heard of

their particular conspiracy

online communities

Don't start arguing with them headfirst, or tell them that they're wrong. Make them explain the entire thing to you from the start, and once they have, ask them where has this happened? Whom has it happened to? How do they know these people that have experienced this? Like was that their uncle or a co-worker or who exactly is it that has told them about these things?

And as soon as they mention online forums, just look at them with deeply baffled confusion, and as slowly as possible, ask "so you were told all this by... someone from the internet?" with the exact same cautiously incredulous tone as if they had just said they receive all of their news from a talking dog.

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reblog if you need a hug

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I wonder if they had this conversation before getting the Decepticon insignia