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[crylian]

I love Hua Cheng as a love interest because from the outside he appears as this super cool, collected straight faced badass guy with one whole feeling because feelings are for the weak. And a lesser story would have left it at that. But not TGCF. Not MXTX

Instead they have a reveal at the end that shows Hua Cheng is in fact a sopping wet little loser who's screaming, crying, throwing up every time Xie Lian so much as breaths in his direction, all BARELY hidden behind the universe's greatest poker face.

And I love him for that.

[crylian]

GRAND FINAL - Fei Du vs Quan Yizhen

The final match to determine the Ultimate Shixiongfucker is between Fei Du (shixiong: Luo Wenzhou) from Mo Du vs Quan Yizhen (shixiong: Yin Yu) from Heaven Official's Blessing

Propaganda under the cut

Fei Du:

Fei Du: evidence? The entirety of Mo Du. His shixiong is is Luo Wenzhou, a dude with an eight-pack and parents who love him and love fei du as well, and a dude whom fei du is willing to not die/consider the future with, and consider himself not a monster to be with. Fei Du says shixiong to Luo Wenzhou so flirtatiously that they both stop and stare. Luo Wenzhou gets him birthday cake, a video game when he was small and a promise. (Also, they are cat parents)

If, like me, you go feral over ships where one of them is like this, then vote Fei Du!

#vote for fei du#the man who actually did fuck his shixiong despite all his best efforts to push him away

#vote fei du!!#who actually did fuck his shixiong#fei du died saving lwz

#anyway yeah vote fei du. for the suffering luo wenzhou had to go through when a slutty rich twink began to call him 'shixiong~'

How could I see these tags and not post a greatest hits compilation of Fei Du's "shixiong~~" moments!

Fei Du paused; then some mood caused him to add, “Shixiong.”  Luo Wenzhou: “…”  How could he use such an ordinary tone of voice to speak such an ordinary form of address and yet make it sound so sexual? It was really incomprehensible. 

In this small place, where every breath and bowel movement could be heard, Mr. Fei, who was so close to him, didn’t open his mouth when he had something to say; he had to use the office’s WiFi to send him a WeChat message: “Shixiong, can I take you out tonight?”  Luo Wenzhou looked up at him. Fei Du seemed to be focused on the screen of his laptop; if not for the suspicious trace of a smile at the corners of his lips, he would have looked absolutely upright and proper.  The “upright and proper” Mr. Fei moved his fingers, and another WeChat message appeared in front of Luo Wenzhou’s eyes.  He said: “I like your abs.” 

Fei Du sighed gently. “Shixiong, I’m going to love you until you can’t escape.”

Seeing that, after going inside with the box of cured meat in one hand and the clanking bicycle under the other arm, Luo Wenzhou still showed no signs of ceasing hostilities, Fei Du, without any warning, suddenly hugged him, kissing him like a surprise attack, this time saying the proper lines. “Shixiong, I was wrong.”  “…” Luo Wenzhou kept his face as stern as possible, but his voice relaxed uncontrollably. “Don’t give me that.”  Fei Du lowered his head slightly, burying his face against his neck. He thought about it, then said, “Can I make it up to you with my body?” 

Fei Du laughed quietly, pecking at the most sensitive place at the base of his ear, his other hand untucking Luo Wenzhou’s shirt. “I just got a scare. Shouldn’t you make it up to me, shixiong? My technique really is very good. Just try it, I guarantee…”

He was so angry he was incoherent, forgetting how to speak.  Fei Du, stunned, blinked his eyes, then took Luo Wenzhou’s hand with the veins standing out on it in both of his hands, brought his palms together, and curved his peach blossom eyes in a roguish manner. “Shixiong, I love you.”  Luo Wenzhou: “…” 

additional fei du propaganda: (almost) every time he calls luo wenzhou shixiong

Quan Yizhen:

Obsessed with his shixiong, much to said shixiong's chagrin. Someone who's a proper quanyin shipper can write better propaganda, but I just know he belongs here

Someone who's a proper quanyin shipper can write better propaganda

Well, okay. So Quan Yizhen was originally a street kid that was taken in as a disciple by the sect master at Yin Yu's (the shixiong in question) request because he was impressed by Yizhen's potential. But all the other disciples hated Quan Yizhen's guts due to a mix of his utter inability to read social cues and envy towards his raw talent, only Yin Yu was nice to him which is why Quan Yizhen's obsession with his shixiong took off. Yin Yu is the only person Quan Yizhen cares for.

Eventually his cultivation led Yin Yu to ascend to godhood and he took Quan Yizhen to heaven with him as a deputy god because he knew he couldn't leave him alone. Quan Yizhen doesn't care about prestige, he only cares about martial arts and shixiong, so he asks Yin Yu if they can't go back and if ascension is really that great to which Yin Yu replies to give it a try: Quan Yizhen does and actually ascends as a proper god.

However because Quan Yizhen is so naturally talented he quickly came to eclipse Yin Yu, which he didn't even realize because, again, he has zero social skills. This festered resentment in Yin Yu who eventually exploded and told Quan Yizhen to go kill himself... while Yizhen was wearing a robe that made him follow all fo Yin Yu's commands, so he almost does kill himself. He was stopped and Yin Yu was thrown out of heaven.

But!!! Quan Yizhen doesn't care about any of that! He still wants to meet his shixiong and is sure it was all a misunderstanding. Quan Yizhen actually beats up his own devotees if they trash talk his shixiong, nevermind that as a god his existance is dependant on said devotees. But he doesn't care about that! He only became a god because of shixiong.

When he finally meets his shixiong again, he recognizes him by Yin Yu's mannerism despite Yin Yu wearing a mask. Yin Yu hits him on the head with a shovel and he still doesn't care!! Quan Yizhen still follows his shixiong like a loyal puppy. When later Yin Yu dies trying to protect him Quan Yizhen cries and apologizes for not being able to protect him despite only being good for fighting. Quan Yizhen carries his shixiong's corpse all the way while heaven if falling apart. The last chapter implies Quan Yizhen is trying to nurture Yin Yu's soul to get him back and in the post-canon extras Yin Yu makes a cameo. So Quan Yizhen was succesful!! Death can't take him from his shixiong!

give it to quan yizhen!!!! his whole THING is unconditional love for his shixiong. No matter what Yin Yu does, qyz will love him forever!!

#i will not have my boy who literally calls out SHIXIONG any time he sees yin yu#and desperately chases after him even after everything#lose like this

#yall better give this to quan yizhen#if there's ever a shixiong fucker IT'S HIM

#yes!!!!!!!!#quanyin#he loves him so much!! it’s unconditional!!#vote qyz#tgcf#svsss

#quan yizhen is a real deal shixiongfucker#admit that every time you see his name you're screaming “shixiong!!!!!” reflexively in your head#polls

#qyz propaganda: wdym this guy was ready to kill and be killed for his shixiong#qyz is the most precious#he fights his worshippers if they talk shit about his shixiong#never minds the fact that said shixiong nearly got him killed#THE SUN AND MOON PAIRING#he's the epitome of head empty only shixiong

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you don’t understand, i need this win with every part of my soul

[crylian]

The best fq tag that i saw this week:

[crylian]

From Bluebell: I have started something terrible. Meet: the Legally Blonde/TGCF fusion fic.

Omigod You Guys - Chapter 1 - blurrycane (honeyheartsy) - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]

[crylian]

look what lian made!! it only looks a little bit alive, i’m so proud of him :))))))) -crimson

(psst it was supposed to be a microwave blueberry muffin and it was so inedible i had to throw it away -lian)

[crylian]

Whoops

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just silly hualian

[crylian]

Playing around with a new brush

[ID in plain and alt text: 3 digital bust sketches of xie lian and hua cheng. The first is of xie lian with a slightly surprised expression. The second is of hua cheng looking to the side with a smirk. The third is of them both, xie lian looks up at hua cheng with a fond smile while hua cheng is leaning down, propped up by xie lians raised hand with a grin. End ID]

[crylian]

Happy New Year!

[crylian]

introjects in question:

prince/lian, a xie lian introject who is trying his best (tag: fruitcake 1 🗑️⭐️)

crimson, a hua cheng introject who is so astoundingly homosexual (tag: fruitcake 2 🩸🥀)

yu, a yin yu introject who has no idea what he’s doing (tag: waning moon 🌘🛡️)

izzy, a quan yizhen introject who eats paper (tag: yippee 🤺)

io and mars, mq and fx introjects respectively, who are queer as hell (tag: 🌙🧹 + ☀️⚔️)

[redacted], a wu ming introject who has to be supervised constantly but is very sweet (tag: wm 🎭🗡️)

bluebell, a sqx fic (tag: the empress 🪭🌬️)

hurricane, a hx fic (tag: the tower 🌊💀)

olive, a qi rong introject in obedience school (tag: bitch 💚🦴)

and knife, an e’ming introject who is six years old and shakes so often and so aggressively that he Can Not Spell (not gay just sticks around) (tag: 👁️🔪)

BYF:

we love and support weird queers

we are a traumagenic, autistic cdid system

we do NOT support the idea of alter race. alters appear certain ways, but the body is white. we are a white system and will never not be

DNI:

NSFW/18+ blogs. one of the alters who posts here is six. it is always supervised, but NO NSFW.

radqueer/transid/rcta.

people who think ambulatory wheelchair use is invalid. and really anyone who gatekeeps mobility aids from disabled people on the grounds of “you can walk, so you don't need them."

zionists or pro-israel. we are VERY pro-palestine and reblog a LOT about it on our main.

fakeclaimers. y'all suck.

endogenic systems, for personal comfort.

terfs. we are all transgender here. (crimson is especially proud of being a wild transsexual hottie, in his own words)

people who infantilize disabled people

people who assume that system = perfect pure innocent baby

our main is @homo-beehive

support bluebell and hurricane's fanfiction ventures Shelter Us, Harbor Me - Chapter 1 - blurrycane (honeyheartsy) - 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]