“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted
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But I would do it all over again…
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*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
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im hot
H ard to love
O bnoxious
T errible
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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine.
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Can you move your seat up: Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius, Libra
No: Taurus, Scorpio, Gemini, Leo, Ares, Capricorn
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If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.
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the 'seems fine but lowkey has a lot of pent up rage' squad
leo, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius
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my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
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