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THIS IS WHAT HE'S DOING WHEN HE ISN'T HARASSING OUR BOYS??!

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Years later and some things never change 💕

(Reposting, Deleted by accident 😭)

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Me when I realize I'll never have a romance with my favorite character 😢

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mdni i will throw you through the goddamn roof of a wendy’s. 18+ only

I WANT TWO BOYFRIENDS

AND I WANT MY BOYFRIENDS

TO BE BOYFRIENDS

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???? WHEN WILL THIS BE ME????

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if I die in a tornado, it’ll be while I’m reading about those gay boys from the 80s on tumblr dot com

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I say "I want to fuck Billy Hargrove" and no one bats an eye. I say "I want to fuck Jason Carver" and society goes wild. Society.

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also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see

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Joe Velasco: Online Date

Just a short little something for fun for a neglected (from me) character.

  It was an online matchup. You didn’t like to have long periods of talking before you met up with someone. You found it to be a complete waste of your time for the most part. Most guys couldn’t hold a conversation through Messenger to save their life. You had an interest you asked to meet up.    You didn’t know much about Joe but were attracted to his pictures, and he didn’t make a fuss when you asked to pick the meeting place. Your standards for the date were low. If the date was bust at least, you knew the bar food would be good. In your mind, it would be a win either way.    You never expected the date to go so well. He was a sweet guy, a little on the quiet side at first. He asked appropriate questions and actually listened to your answers. After a drink you had both lightened up and the conversation started to flow more smoothly. You weren’t sure if it was just the pleasant buzz thrumming through your veins or if he was funny but you let yourself enjoy the feeling.   He walked you outside and showed you his motorcycle. You had never been on one before but the thought of trying something new excited you. He smiled charmingly when you admitted that and offered to give you a taste. He helps you put on a helmet and you pause. You eyed him up and down asking for his license.   “You remember when I told you I was a cop right?” His hand lifts the bottom of his shirt slightly to reveal his badge clipped on his hip. You tilt your head at him raising your own eyebrow at him as you put your hands on your hips. “Fair enough.” He concedes digging out his wallet out holding it out to you. You snap a picture of it with your phone. “If you end up murdering me, I want to at least give them a leg up.” You tease as you send the picture to your friend.

Think I found a good one xoxo

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ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

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I find it incredibly impressive that Jacob Wysocki literally has the holy trinity of douchebag hairdos (full mullet, mustache, and rattail/padawan braid) and yet remains an insanely likable and attractive person. Also he can rock overalls. Absolute legend.

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This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

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I just came to the realization that Hank's facial structures are something in-between of Gibbs and Hicks.

Oh my god they are 😭