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remember when you’re writing a gross and terrible power dynamic that you should be asking yourself constantly how you could make it worse and sexier
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Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)
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mutual: HEY DO ANY OF MY MUTUALS WANT TO BE FRIENDS OR TALK HMU I LOVE YOU
me: they mean their other mutuals not me keep scrolling
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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this
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my highest calling in life is agent of chaos by proxy
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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way
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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
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What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes
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