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ao3 crashing the day after Christmas is so funny to me like yall are all coping from the family function aren’t you

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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

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Wow. It's an honour.

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i made you a star but i eated it *flys away and disintegrates my mom*

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 would be a fresh start.

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sometimes i need to remind myself that i'm writing fanfiction for free and i'm allowed to have a shitty sentence or two

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Have not talked to my brother in 8 years because he went down a sad alt-right pipeline but he just gifted me a yaoi game on Steam for Christmas?? lol

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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y'all HAVE to watch this...interview??? with the inmates of the prison where luigi mangione is being held.

the reporter is standing outside the prison walls, while the inmates are inside watching newsmax, and collectively screaming out one-word answers to questions loud enough to be heard by the reporter.

I've never seen anything like it