crybabyshai

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GET BOOPED BITCH

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when spiders put their little pedipalps together

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Astonished at the size of this huntsman spider that's been living in my house for the past week. They've been nicknamed Gargantuan

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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you will never beat the biphobia allegations until you radically accept bisexuals who are stereotypical. you must accept the sluts, the polyamorous, the girls with straight boyfriends, the questioning, the confused, the ones who want to be another couple's unicorn, the ones who are in a phase and will eventually identify differently, and even the ones you suspect aren't truly bisexual but just want attention. take people at their word when they tell you who they are. let them live and express their identity as they see fit. happy bi visibility day

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sorry to speak an unoriginal thought but francesca fucking slaps. i forget and then it comes on shuffle and i get my tits blown clean off and like. mr hozier you’ve outdone yourself this is one of the greatest songs ever written. wdym you’d choose eternal suffering over not being with her. wdym the true eternal suffering would be being without her. ‘i’d tell them put me back in. i would do it again’ you would?? FUCK this is too much i’m perishing out here

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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“I wish they’d recast someone else as Ellie, she doesn’t even look like her” my brother in Christ the entire show is different to the game and that’s the part you’re crying over? THEY CHANGED SO MUCH OF THE LORE BUT YOU’RE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE LEVEL OF HOTNESS A FICTIONAL TEENAGE LESBIAN HAS? GET A FUCKING GRIP

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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He’s so sad. Don’t act out the lyrics and put your hand in your pocket!!

Bonus:

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You ever see a man so pretty you wanna cry

And his voice sounds so good too. I AM NOT OKAY SEND HELP.

Forest Hills night 3 || 07 / 06 / 2024

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes are not conducive to my mental health] absorb the time vortex and become a spacetime goddess

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Not a sports guy but this is wonderful

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oh u can have this post i don’t want it

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Good to see that the “will jump scare me between my calm Hozier songs” shit is back, thank you Nobody’s Soldier.