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he feels quieted momentarily as he watches the nurse wheeling away his friend. his idea that it was merely a drunken stupor coming back up and he yells after the nurse that it's merely something small and nothing big to deal with. Not having heard a word passed between the guide and the hospital staff. he's lingering eyes never leave after the nurses exit spot as she wheels him between closed doors.

" what? " he asks after the guide comforts him and talks. his mind truthfully running a mile a minute - before noticing what she was saying to him, " no. we'll wait here. until he had recovered from his human drinking. " he's insistent on the drinking and even more so on the wait.

settling into the waiting room chairs he sits away from the humans that have collected themselves for visits. looking at the ground and frowning he is lost in thought before he sits in silence. eventually , though truthfully it hasn't been all that long , he stands abruptly and says, " yeah fuck this let's go check on him. "

Laszlo glances between the guide and Sean as he assists his believe that Sean just needs to sober up and maybe the fall probably hurt the worst out of anything. quickly he determines to agree with her as he assess the situation further, " alright. let's go. " he's agreeing. easily picking up Sean with vampire strength before flying up and up though it has appeared like his neighbor has gone unconscious. at least that was one less thing to hypnotize as he wouldn't remember flying. he expects the guide to follow as he sets off towards the local hospital.

as soon as they reach the hospital he peels back towards the ground and approaches the hospital entrance. gaining access he creeps towards the front desk nurses, " good evening. It appears my good friend here is intoxicated and needs a bed for the night. he took a spell and fell in his garage. " leaving out important details as Sean came too and was groaning in Laszlo's arms. muttering about a heart attack for the staff to hear.

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" it will have story and heart, but also tits and ass. " he's not going to make it easy on Colin Robinson, nor does he plan to. already putting to act more direction then the directors role. he would act as a pivotal voice throughout the making of the film. unless reaching a point where he can't be bothered anymore , " it will certainly be the talk of the town. Reaching the far corners of Hollywood even. " he's beaming , putting this short film high on his shoulders before adding, " now if we are including my good wife we are putting her in the skimpiest little number possible. "

fate would have it that these two artists would butt heads as Laszlo still insisted on having erotic and uncensored scenes. keeping in beat with what he believed was the best for them. acting moreso as co - director instead of backing down and throwing it all on his house-mate, " now what angle do you want to take for our intro? A wide zoom into the bedroom window? Or the front door which is a little too on the nose for me. " he's insistent , but willing to listen. not so much to cooperate.

he's agreeing with Colin Robinson as much as possible, before dropping to a frown when he mentions the guide having a cameo. truthfully, he'd prefer to replace her then have her featured. he's nodding, " scrape the guide. replace her with Sean and Charmaine and we have a movie! " truthfully he'd have to ask if Nadja and nandor want to be in the movie, but he doesn't predict it to be difficult.

he's looking at the camera men and pointing, " you there! Camera two! We need to borrow your machine for purposes of making a film! " it's easy enough to convince the documentary team seeing as they would film them regardless and as Laszlo is handing the large camera over to Colin Robinson he's directing him to follow him into the next room with haste.

" now here we'll have a wide shot of me playing the piano. eventually we will introduce nandor as the mail man and my wife and I will have a rather raw and erotic sex scene. "

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Laszlo is so good at fencing that he believes his skills would trump even @therelentless ’s sword fighting.

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Laszlo was already turning the film on and settling his back more comfortably in his seat. but as soon as he hears his good lady wife being mentioned with the context of enjoying his pornos he immediately frowned and waved his free hand, " no. she doesn't understand the narrative! You and I both GET IT , but she wouldn't. " the volumes being turned up and a cheesy eighties music echoes in the room. Colin Robinson completely dips down the hallway and away from the room as soon as he heard the intro play. Laszlo's already beginning his launch into commentary, " now this is the beginning. where I find this rather youthful grandmother and approach her in regards to sexual favors. "

Laszlo couldn't understand why anyone would feel tired during his delightfully desirable films so he moved over on the sofa to make room for @therelentless , " well you look freshly awake now! Come over and sit down I was just about to watch " uh oh my neighbor caught me with the gilf ! " he's patting the seat next to him. reaching for the television remote controller.

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the small impish creature slowly makes its way across the living room floor. of course, Laszlo is chuckling at his wives expense. not at all frightened like @personaei was acting. he's pulling a pipe between his fangs and noting, " now I say --- that small little thing is nothing compared to you, my love, who is nearly twice it's size. " he's a bit giddy at what was transpiring in front of him, but he agrees, " Gizmo's latest pet. Yes. See I do believe it's more afraid of you then you of it. It must of crawled it's way out of Gizmo's room." Of course, he's not moving from the couch to remove the small thing.

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Laszlo couldn't understand why anyone would feel tired during his delightfully desirable films so he moved over on the sofa to make room for @therelentless , " well you look freshly awake now! Come over and sit down I was just about to watch " uh oh my neighbor caught me with the gilf ! " he's patting the seat next to him. reaching for the television remote controller.

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Laszlo was a sailor and he was also on and worked on battle ships, regular ships and the Titanic for two seconds.

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Laszlo glances between the guide and Sean as he assists his believe that Sean just needs to sober up and maybe the fall probably hurt the worst out of anything. quickly he determines to agree with her as he assess the situation further, " alright. let's go. " he's agreeing. easily picking up Sean with vampire strength before flying up and up though it has appeared like his neighbor has gone unconscious. at least that was one less thing to hypnotize as he wouldn't remember flying. he expects the guide to follow as he sets off towards the local hospital.

as soon as they reach the hospital he peels back towards the ground and approaches the hospital entrance. gaining access he creeps towards the front desk nurses, " good evening. It appears my good friend here is intoxicated and needs a bed for the night. he took a spell and fell in his garage. " leaving out important details as Sean came too and was groaning in Laszlo's arms. muttering about a heart attack for the staff to hear.

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               the   guide   does   the   briefest   of   glances   towards   the   camera,   knowing   full   well   that   whatever   this   was?      it   wasn’t   because   of   too   many   human   beers.      maybe   his   overall   health   has   deteriorated   from   the   beers,   but   this   particular   event   was   far   more   serious   than   being   blackout   drunk.      perhaps   though,   in   order   to   keep   the   peace   and   not   send   laszlo   into   a   spiral,   she   will   agree   with   him,   even   though   she   truly   believes   this   poor   human   male   was   in   the   midst   of   a   heart   attack.

               ❝   yes,   i   am   sure   he   will   receive   the   perfect   report   for   health…      but   uh,   let’s   just   bring   him   to   be   safe,   yes?      and   if   it   turns   out   to   be   more,   then   we   will   be   heroes.      we   can   also   hypnotize   the   hospital   staff   so   that   this   poor   man   does   not   receive   any   more   debt.   ❞      as   a   favor,   because   even   though   sean   is   not   her   friend,   she   still   finds   him   a   nice   enough   human.      she   would   happily   be   his   friend,   but   something   tells   her   laszlo   would   prefer   she   remain   an   acquaintance   at   best.

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he's agreeing with Colin Robinson as much as possible, before dropping to a frown when he mentions the guide having a cameo. truthfully, he'd prefer to replace her then have her featured. he's nodding, " scrape the guide. replace her with Sean and Charmaine and we have a movie! " truthfully he'd have to ask if Nadja and nandor want to be in the movie, but he doesn't predict it to be difficult.

he's looking at the camera men and pointing, " you there! Camera two! We need to borrow your machine for purposes of making a film! " it's easy enough to convince the documentary team seeing as they would film them regardless and as Laszlo is handing the large camera over to Colin Robinson he's directing him to follow him into the next room with haste.

" now here we'll have a wide shot of me playing the piano. eventually we will introduce nandor as the mail man and my wife and I will have a rather raw and erotic sex scene. "

laszlo is shocked by what Colin points out to him! having completely expected there to be actual sex scenes displaying real life actual intercourse between actors in the show about dragons and conspiracy he frowned and spat, " what a waste! I was already at half mass! " with that he turned off the TV, " another television show to fool me with its cheap sex scenes. " laszlo reached for a book as he heard Colin continue and he became disgusted by Hollywood and its movies and the way it produced itself, " they might as well as strap on a Chasity belt. Hollywood has gone to shit. " He paused, " you know Colin Robinson - WE could produce a Hollywood movie and it would be ten times more better then this GAME OF THRONES ever could be! "

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OPEN.

" i shant call on you again. you've missed my call three times now , listen , I've been stumped by this pawn. " he's motioning his hands over a board of chess. which he had set up to be played.

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If someone has nadja's hairstyle , type of clothes and a European accent he will often get them confused for Nadja. So says this episode I'm watching.

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Looking at my open starters I've got to say I'm pretty proud of them and if you'd like to interact that's a good place to go!

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Laszlo has a few apple trees but he thinks the apples themselves are disgusting since he lost his human appetite so he just cuts them off the tree and leaves them in the ground.

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💞💘🌸 VALENTINE'S DAY PROMPTS ; some prompts for muses to send to celebrate the holiday! Specify muse if you're a multi!

{ FIRST KISS 💋 } --- Sender gives receiver their first kiss (of the relationship, of a special occasion etc.) { DATE NIGHT 🌆 } --- Sender asks out receiver for a special Valentine's Day date! { DANCE 🪩} --- Sender and receiver go out dancing/start to dance. { CHOCOLATE HEARTS 🍫 } --- Sender gives receiver some chocolates/candy as a gift! { PLATONIC DATE 🤗 } --- Receiver decides to give platonic love to Sender (friendship date, gift, etc!) { NOTE 💌 } --- Sender confesses to receiver, either verbally or through a note, about their feelings. { WOW 😍 } --- Receiver reacts to Sender dressing up for Valentine's Day. (Describe what Sender is wearing!) { GIFT EXCHANGE 🎁 } --- Sender and receiver exchange gifts. { DINNER 🥩 } --- Sender and receiver go out to a restaurant as a date. { FLOWERS 🌹 } --- Sender brings flowers to receiver. { LOVE 💝 } --- Receiver expresses how much they love Sender. { MOVIE NIGHT 🎞️ } --- Sender and receiver go see a movie together. { MAKE-OUT 😘 } --- Sender and receiver start making out. { CUDDLE 🧸 } --- Sender and receiver cuddle with each other. { SPICY 👅 } --- Sender initiates sex with receiver. { FLIRT 😉 } --- Sender or receiver flirts with the other. { ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY ❌ } --- Sender and receiver decide to boycott the holiday together.

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Just a quick headcanon. Laszlo was Jack the ripper as confirmed in season one.

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Just came across my cat and in my best Laszlo impression I asked her, " who's the most devious kitten in all of NEW YORK CIT-AAAAYY??"

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OPEN.

" you see this hat? second to none. prime hat. not at all cursed. "