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hey uh. *clears throat*

homestuck is genuinely pretty good, five nights at freddie’s was scary and interesting with great lore, fortnite and minecraft are harmless, and oh baby you bet your fucking BUTTONS that undertale still slaps and always will slap wicked hot pussy

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hey uh. *clears throat*

homestuck is genuinely pretty good, five nights at freddie’s was scary and interesting with great lore, fortnite and minecraft are harmless, and oh baby you bet your fucking BUTTONS that undertale still slaps and always will slap wicked hot pussy

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just clicked on a random person on discord and apparently the note i left on their profile is “coward fool” and i really dont know why i marked them that

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idk if any of you saw it but toby fox extended the 24-hour no-spoiler period for deltarune for the rest of time, so please don’t post anything undertale-related ever again

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It’s almost Halloween so it’s time to watch all 15 minutes of this video again

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Russian Army

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I love jocks. I love the how they talk to their bros about sports and working out. I love how they carry big jugs of water everywhere to stay hydrated. I hate nerds and want the jocks to beat them up

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You’re such a big guy, I love it You’re such a big guy, I love it You’re such a big guy, I love it Dr Pavel is a dork, mclovin

I’m a big guy, I like a quick fly I’m a big guy, I like a quick fly I’m a big guy, I like a quick fly I’m a big guy, I like a quick fly I’m a big guy, I like a quick fly I like them thick thighs. I spoke to the cia, the agency filed names, flight plan don’t list bane? How you shoot a man before throwing him out a plane? I’m a big guy, I’m inappropriate I like crashing planes with my associates Bring some explosives and watch this blow bitch When I Invade the cockpit and crash this whole trip

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I refuse to use Uber eats partially cause “walking distance” is anything less than a 3 hour round trip to me

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I refuse to use Uber eats partially cause “walking distance” is anything less than a 3 hour round trip to me

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Goku never pursued ChiChi she was simply drawn to him. Be like Goku. Don’t chase women.  A woman will be drawn to you if you are a true Chad Super Saiyan. 

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These are the fingers in question

Gonna walk up to a girl, while wearing this, and tell her my chiseled thumbs are for more than just gamepads: they’re for stimulating the clitoris.