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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you
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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
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Terror is opening my old ao3 acc and seeing the old books i used to write.
15k notes and I drop the link to my ao3 acc
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Hi Tumblr Newbies,
The inevitable new influx of people means a roundup of folks talking about "we don't have an algorithm here," "you NEED to reblog things," etc. and I would just like to offer some actually helpful advice.
One of tumblr's best assets is that it offers you multiple algorithmic feeds, including not having one at all. If you are on mobile, you will notice a "following" tab, followed by a "for you" tab, which is algorithmically generated. "Following" only includes posts from people you follow, in reverse chronological order. That's it. The vast majority of tumblr users prefer it this way, as we predate algorithms.
If you are new and looking to expand what you're finding quickly, you can browse under the algorithmic feed and tweak it once you've followed a few blogs and liked a few things - under "settings," you can choose to have posts related to your likes, or the likes of people you follow.
However - again, most users on this website do not use the algorithm. It's for that reason that reblogging posts is of such importance here. Liking a post is an appreciated sign of goodwill, but for the majority of users, it will not boost the post. Many of use use likes just as a save folder.
So if you genuinely like something you see on here, I encourage you to reblog it, because that is the only way the post will continue to spread around. Almost everyone started their blog with a theme they were loathe to ruin with an unrelated reblog, but by now most of us are just streams of consciousness showing each other things we find funny or interesting, and if you view your blog the same way you will have a much more enjoyable experience.
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AU where SY transmigrates as Bingge’s harem. All of them. As a hive mind.
LBH doesn’t notice at first, as each body continues acting more or less like their previous selves, if a bit more doting. They take more interest in the politics of the joined realm, offering shrewd insight that never fails LBH. They show more concern over Xin Mo, but still shyly offer themselves to sate it. They hold him closer when he takes them, and gently stroke his hair in the aftermath. Most often, multiple wives harmoniously join his bed, using many pairs of hands take care of him, combing his hair and massaging his shoulders and kissing down his chest at the same time, each as gentle as the last.
Things start to seem off when he realizes his wives will often stop moving when he leaves the room. He’ll catch a few of them sitting together staring blankly into space, only to light up and return to normal when he makes his presence known. There hasn’t been any conflict within his harem in months, and the rare times Binghe has overheard arguments between his wives, they sound nonsensical, more like a crazy person talking to themself.
Stranger still, every eligible young woman he’s met recently has known too much about him, and acted a bit too familiar, patting his head the exact same way his wives had all begun to.
Something is wrong with his wives, and Binghe should be concerned, but that something has made them all love him more than before, with a warmth Binghe had thought was lost to him. There is something wrong with his wives, and Luo Binghe doesn’t want it to stop.
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when i was younger i used to believe that you could make anyone understand anything if you explained long enough and hard enough but then one time i said "who would have thunk it" to a classmate in college and she turned to me with such sincere disgust on her face and said "it's who would have thought" and i took five seconds to contemplate how i could possibly convey to her why i said it that way and i came up empty and that was the first crack in the windshield
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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large
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This idea has been haunting my head since a little while: what about a necromancer au ?
An Au in which Takemichi, instead of being able to travel back in time, is able to see and speak with the dead. It would start with Hina and Naoto, who, well, are dead in the first timeline (technically second timeline but shh). Takemichi falls on the railway not because he's pushed there but in fear and surprise, not understanding why he's seeing ghosts who speak to him.
2005 Takemichi would then start to see Future Takemichi and both Hina and Naoto. Them explaining to him what happened to them. Begging him to save them. And 2005 Takemichi, by telling naoto, saves him like in canon.
Takemichi getting advice from the dead. Necromancer Takemichi.
Please share your thoughts in reblogs or comments, folks!
#omfg this is great#someone write a fic#he goes to visit their graves and meets shinichiro and Emma#a wild time for all
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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN
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It the dehumanization he connects with, the casual othering that happens when you’re viewed as monstrous. People ignoring or devaluing your emotions because it doesn’t makes sense for you to have them because why would you? you’re a hunter Winchester monster. He gets it and that connections drives the relationship.
It might also have to do with the fact that he sees himself as tainted and or cursed and by loving them he is proving to himself he is worthy of love but that’s like three separate posts that I’m not planning to write.
…. Can I have the ticket? I need it for reasons.
not everyone on spnblr is allowed to call sam a monsterfucker btw! you need an express permission ticket by sharing what you think it means that he develops connections and associations with "monster" trope characters and if you think its all just "teehee weird guy fucks monsters bcs he's wild and loves the thrill" i will scutter under your floorboards every single night
#sam winchester#spn#supernatural#I mean if you wanna be technical sam is like kind of a monster?#boyking!sam#catholic guilt
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Friendly reminder that Mel and Jayce would have died holding each other if she wasn’t a mage.


I saw someone say “Jayce made the decision to die with Viktor” as an argument against Mel/Jayce. First of all, if Mel wasn’t a mage Jayce would have died with her in the explosion. Jayce shielded her with his body.
Does that devalue Viktor’s importance to him? No!
(And I know for a fact if they showed Jayce shielding Viktor with his body with Mel to the side people would be screaming “see it’s proof he doesn’t love her!”)
Second- was Jayce supposed to let Viktor die alone to “prove” he loved Mel??
I see this type of argument all the time.
“Jayce left Mel in bed to go to Viktor” - Yeah cause Vik was dying? Was he supposed to just go back to sleep?
“Jayce left Mel after the explosion to save Viktor” - One of them is perfectly unharmed and the other has two feet in the grave!
“Jayce spent all his time in the lab waiting for Viktor to wake up” - Mel clearly isn’t jealous, and of course he’s at Viktor’s side, he’s in a coma!
Those times “Jayce chose Viktor over Mel” were because Viktor needed him in those moments. Since when can you only love one person at a time?
Vi loves Jinx immensely and would do anything to save her. That doesn’t “take away” from her love for Caitlyn. The same applies for Jayce!
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reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity
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Craziest shit about being a fandom blogger in these dark political times is scrolling back thru my recent posts like Oh we are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed. Oh hey, Blorbo from my Shows, I love that guy! :) We are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed.
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