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THE MISMAG KREW IS BACK!

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take. a. BREAK.

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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live brennan reaction is my favorite

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER (2022 - )

2.01 - Elven Kings Under the Sky

2.07 - Doomed to Die

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my boy annatar has been suffering (completely of his own doing but still) with these elven-smiths and their love of casual physical contact. the first opportunity he had to yeet one off the battlement, he took it.

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SAURON, once he catches Adar: Do you know what it’s like to be tortured by a god?

ADAR: No, but I watched Elrond and Galadriel kiss onc—

SAURON: YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

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Celebrimbor: I thought you were here to help me make rings...

Annatar: ACTUALLY, I was here to simply Be Gay, Do Crime. But sure, we can make rings.

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The mithril... What... What is... What is this?

The Rings of Power 2.07 "Doomed to Die"

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They just canonized BDSM Angbang in its full dark glory, didn't they?

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don’t believe Annatar's lies about Morgoth. He said that to fuck Celebrimbor up more. Next/future season, he will made man build a temple for his imprisoned, cancelled wife (Melkor) and do a bloody sacrifice for him. And don’t forget that Sauron always was and always will be Morgoth's spoiled princess!

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Charlie Vickers as ANNATAR in his back-and-gold outfit in THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER (2022-) Season 2

2.06 | Where is He - 2.07 | Doomed to Die

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Sauron: Morgoth used to chain me up and spank me and then he'd bring out the dark flame whips and the secret vibrating stick of Gormund and it was some sort of game to endure all that pain inside me, it was awful oh the suffering the beautiful suffering I did sometimes he'd get the sterling silver nipple clamps and

Celebrimbor: ????????????????????? I was talking about seeing the same mouse twice a day what are you even

Celebrimbor: Are you going to do that to me??? To MY butt?

Sauron: If it is what is needed to finish these rings, yes

Celebrimbor: I'll just make them I guess? What is going on here on this day

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what if you were GAY and you found out your BOYFRIEND was LYING to you and he was actually one of the most EVIL people to ever EXIST and he BRAINWASHED everyone to think that YOU were the EVIL one