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beastars came out and i keep thinking of eddsworld as animals

edd -> spotted seal

tom -> mongoose

matt -> peafowl

tord -> jackal

paul -> grey wolf

pat -> valais blacknose sheep

yuu -> bobcat

yanov -> monitor lizard

eduardo -> bulldog

mark -> crane

jon-> squirrel

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rewrite on the red army headcanons :>

paul

* he/him. he says he has no label on his sexuality but its obvious he likes men more than women.

* dutch-british. he was born and raised in the UK to Dutch parents. he comes from a upper class family. hes an only child as well. he often visited amsterdam growing up.

* early 30s?

*nicotine addict. yes, he smokes cigarettes but uses chewing tobacco as well. he's also an avid stoner/pothead. hes most likely into weed culture a bit too much.

* he's a high ranking soldier and right hand man despite him being stupid sometimes.

patryck

* he/him. bisexual.

* romani-polish/polska roma. he doesnt like talking about his family for some reason but his childhood was decent. his family consists of several siblings and his parents.

* late 20s probably

* an actual nerd. especially in hs/university, always getting good grades, being apart of numerous clubs and a huge teacher's pet. he knows too much shit like science and math.

* actually has a degree in aerospace engineering. it didnt land him a job in the ra immediately but hes grateful to have it anyway.

yanov

* he/him. gay. you really think a furry would be straight?? lol.

* russian/egyptian. grew up with both cultures

* late 20s-early 30s

* makes a side hustle of making fursuits, it pays decently and he enjoys doing it anyway. its a deep secret however and he plans to tell no one because he feels embarrassed

* he talks to a selective amount of people. he feels more comfortable with people he knows than strangers

yuu

* she/they. transwoman. aroace.

* japanese/irish. grew up in japan but moved to the uk later in life

* mid 20s

* gun enthusiast. her dad was a huge gun enthusiast and passed it to her. she was planning to get a scholarship in the united states and join the military, but things change.

* one of the best sharpshooters

~ other

* paul and patryck have a similar relationship to bojack and diane but its less toxic and more traumadumping and trying to get out of situations.

* theres a love triangle between pat, paul and tord*

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transgirl yuu

the reason why their face was crossed out isnt because they were dead...it was because they transitioned!! :D

(idk i may make this a headcanon)

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they have a different gc where they talk shit about paul

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you cannot convince me that would not share a blunt together