crucifymedaddy
The start of a pretty big downer
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crucifymedaddy · 7 months ago
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They grow up so fast... Ciel short king for life.
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crucifymedaddy · 9 months ago
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For the kuro requests, can we get an Alois? I think he'd look super sweet in your style 👀🙏
It's been a year anon I'm so sorry but here you go🥀🥀🥀
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crucifymedaddy · 9 months ago
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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
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crucifymedaddy · 10 months ago
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i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening
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crucifymedaddy · 10 months ago
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2019-01-13
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crucifymedaddy · 10 months ago
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*sassy gay friend from a 90s sitcom voice* Well, Mr. Emperor, I wouldn't mind having a 'heavenly man-date' of my own
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crucifymedaddy · 10 months ago
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Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system
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crucifymedaddy · 10 months ago
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG!
MIND CRUSH!!!!!!
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crucifymedaddy · 11 months ago
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i always remember it being harder than i expect it to be to find video of ramiels screams so heres a little compilation
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crucifymedaddy · 11 months ago
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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men
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crucifymedaddy · 11 months ago
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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crucifymedaddy · 11 months ago
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if you're learning how to cook or branching out or feel like you just are not a very good cook or can't cook at all it is so important to know that when experienced cooks say they're measuring with their heart they are lying to you. They are measuring with their intuition, instinct, and experience, all of which are built by following recipes (written or taught by family), experimenting a lot, or some combination of the two: no matter how they learned, they learned it through cooking way more than you have. If you're trying to cook based on instinct or the assumption that you should just be able to figure it out and you don't like how your food comes out or you don't know where to start, find recipes and follow them to the letter. There is nothing wrong with looking up how to scramble eggs or make a stir fry. It will make your cooking better and easier, I promise.
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crucifymedaddy · 11 months ago
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Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.
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crucifymedaddy · 11 months ago
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“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free
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crucifymedaddy · 1 year ago
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crucifymedaddy · 1 year ago
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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crucifymedaddy · 1 year ago
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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?
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