Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific
POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true
All of the title cards for each chapter of the fanfiction that I wrote about Wyll. The story is as long as a novel and took me 5 months to write.
It had been seven years since his father had seen him. Wyll had grown so much since then, his silhouette taller, his shoulders broader, his stance more sure — and now, his head was heavy with horns.
Counsellor Florrick’s words still rang in his ears — “By the Maimed God, what’s become of you?”
cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”