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Dahlia, she/her, white // Soup Sister with horrid little raccoon hands that occasionally type things // multifandom! // (Pfp is by my incredible friend @tessa_sketches_ on Instagram!)
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crowwithaccesstotheinternet · 17 hours ago
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Sorry to be that person, but "girl math" doesn't mean "girls are bad at math". It's a way of saying "how many women use math irl"
Like "If I get hit with armor, it doesn't count because my health remains the same"
Or "I returned $30 and spent $5, that's a net positive, so I basically got this for free"
Not that girls literally don't understand math and don't get that things cost money. It's a simplification of thought processes and analysis, actually implying high-level thinking, not "girls are so bad at math we don't even try"
I know, it's not that serious, but taken out of context it sounds worse than it is.
ohhhhhhhh my god you cannot make“teehee girls just use a different kind of math around shopping to justify buying more stuff cause they’re girls using girl math” into a feminist statement it IS an actual problem to ascribe not only gender (woman) but childishness (girl) to poor financial literacy and say that the kind of math girls do is actually exclusively related to the domestic sphere when we talk about shopping or buying food or presents or little treats. Do you fucking hear yourself
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crowwithaccesstotheinternet · 17 hours ago
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It’s been a while since cared about a M/F ship but these guys are the best
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crowwithaccesstotheinternet · 18 hours ago
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san langs earring!
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1.07 - THE BOY SAVIOR (insp.)
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crowwithaccesstotheinternet · 18 hours ago
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lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry
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Happy holidays to you all! I hope you have a pleasant and blessed end of this year! 
Once more I got to do Dragosteel's holiday card, and what a pleasure it was to do that one. This year the theme was awkward family foto and Christmas sweaters, or at least spren sweaters? 
Do you have a favourite?
People have been asking where the favourite Kholin son is, and yes originally Kaladin was in there, but then got booted out to be replaced by Gallant. (Seems like nobody signed any adoption papers so far…)
But I made some art with him, Shallan and Adolin to restore balance. And so I could design Adolin’s sweater details, because how can it be a fashion oriented card and then NOT show his choice for it?! It has swords and horses (Sureblood is in the back), of course!
And yes, ever since I was asked to include that chull plushy in that card, I knew I had to get one at Nexus. They are adorable. So round. His name is Chubby. Chubby the chull. TSA find them suspicious. 
Art director and co-conspirator on the inside was the incredible Priscilla Spencer. @priscellie
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crowwithaccesstotheinternet · 18 hours ago
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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème
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René Lalique for House of Worth. Perfume bottle Dans la nuit (In the Night), c. 1924.
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more of them!!!!
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me: okay forest make a cute and relatable sticker design next
me 20 minutes later: dead salmon hat fashion orca
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i promise im not trying to be insensitive but i need to know: is there a chu-han contention drama/book or are you guys posting from wikipedia?
well the chu han contention has slayed absolute penis for well over 2200 years now, so there’s plenty of media discussing it, including the great conqueror’s concubine (1994), white vengeance (2011), the last supper (2012), and of course the beijing opera farewell my concubine and the metanarrative of chen kaige’s 1993 film of the same name. but because the historical events themselves slay aforementioned absolute penis, there’s plenty to be said just from wikipedia and other secondary and tertiary sources
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*throws some patterns in your face* These will all be lanyards and probably gold foil washi tape as well. Pattern inspiration from top to bottom: Ukrainian egg dying, Chinese blue porcelain, Japanese kimono motifs, the locked tomb, Norwegian rosemaling
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you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.
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People who complain about Mariah Carey playing as soon as November starts are blissfully unaware of the absolute chokehold this ČSSR-/DDR coproduction movie has had on every single Germanic and Slavic household for the past 40 years
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