crowvert-bird
crowvert-bird
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★ pronouns are they/it★ art and anything that lights up the brain★ everything else blog is unpestricted-worm★ pfp is from slay the princess (stranger route)
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crowvert-bird · 6 hours ago
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Wind deers :] weird mimic-esque animals that look like wind turbines. they settle down in one spot and open their face panels during the day to absorb solar energy & they often camp out for weeks by windmill farms before moving on. People sort of just leave them alone when they show up
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crowvert-bird · 1 day ago
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THESE LOOK SO COOL!! i could see these being in a story where origami that resemble real life creatures come to life
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Paper Sculptures // MauvaiseHerbeEtCie
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crowvert-bird · 1 day ago
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crowvert-bird · 3 days ago
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[john provencher@hahajohnx]
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crowvert-bird · 4 days ago
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Tamagotchi! Now biblically accurate
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crowvert-bird · 16 days ago
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youtube
this guy makes other shorts in this format, they sound good!!
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crowvert-bird · 17 days ago
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cognito hazard or sleeper agent activator?
psychic *reads my mind*
Me;
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crowvert-bird · 19 days ago
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this outfit is so cute i had to draw it
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crowvert-bird · 20 days ago
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oh no
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crowvert-bird · 21 days ago
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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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crowvert-bird · 23 days ago
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crowvert-bird · 27 days ago
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turkey whats in your bag
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crowvert-bird · 29 days ago
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Jellycat Snakes 🐍
(Cizi Snake, Slither Snake, Stevie Snake and Little Snake)
Ko-fi / Instagram
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crowvert-bird · 1 month ago
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i support dandys world now :D!!! rant on it at the very bottom of the cut and in green
i actually wanted to respect the original designs (and by extension qwel) this time!! had a LOT of fun remaking the twisteds mechanics too (under cut)!! i dont rlly feel like continuing working on this anymore tho cuz i started this whole project out of anger at rox being in the dev team and i directed it to bashing on the character designs (i still have the opinion that theyre very generic and mid rather than being good or bad), so now that hes gone heres wats left of it, some of the pics arent cropped properly beware
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there was gonna be a canon compliant shelly design too (where shes a shell) and more polished twisted dandy designs (both canon compliant and with remade mechanics in mind), but i dont rlly feel like drawing more stuff
Basis for the Twisteds' Mechanics
This is the most fun part!! They're all based off of their abilities and stats or how you normally use these Toons, but in a way that makes them dangerous to you. And they have to be as dangerous as Twisted Pebble.
Pebble gets Twisteds to focus on him (distracting), Twisted Pebble gets players to focus on him. Vee gets information on Twisteds and machines through her abilities, and is the slowest out of all the Mains. Twisted Vee disrupts the flow of information and is also the slowest. Shelly helps everyone get machines done quickly through her ability, Twisted Shelly slows down progress on machines. Sprout is a medic who scavenges for tapes, Twisted Sprout is a supporting Twisted (not the main threat) who scavenges for players. Astro helps players who are running out of stamina, then slinks back into the shadows using his stealth. Twisted Astro ambushes players from the shadows. Both Dandy and Twisted Dandy are the main characters of the show, with everything going their way.
Twisted Pebble, Had to be Nerfed
he stays the same, except his footsteps are louder
Twisted Vee, World's Most Dangerous Wall
Keep the ads but make them happen slightly more often.
She is as wide as the narrowest corridor in the game, and CONSTANTLY roams the map at a speed slower than Shrimpo or Connie. She will attack anyone very close to her with her long microphone arm or regular arm, depending on which one is the closest to them.
She sometimes blares audio clips from a Vee-centric episode or something on the news during that time (if you want that juicy lore) for a few seconds. It actually plays at normal volume, and instead, ALL audio (including skillcheck and encounter noises, and footsteps) are significantly more muffled and quieter so that it doesn't hurt your ears. This is telegraphed by her bringing her microphone arm up to her speaker, as she cranks the volume knob all the way up to the max.
Her line of sight is a very big and very visible glowing green circle. If you're in it, she gives you the "spotlight" effect for 10 seconds. This effect makes it so that other Twisteds can see you through walls, and makes your stealth worse than Shrimpo's. Only one person can have this effect at a time. If someone has the effect already, no one else can get it. But if that person has already had the spotlight effect for 5 seconds, someone else can step into Twisted Vee's line of sight and take that effect from them. She walks towards anyone with the spotlight effect (with the same speed as her roam speed lol) until they lose that effect.
Twisted Shelly, More Annoying but in a Hopefully Slightly More Fun Way
Keep her fast movement speed and attention span.
When planting her very visible hijack on a machine, she physically goes to and puts it there. It gives you the same debuff as confused 2, but for that machine only.
When she's on the floor, the text that appears explaining how to perform a skill check are changed to explain her fake skill check mechanics. Fake skill check bars will now sometimes appear (definitely less than 30% chance). And when it does, it always replaces a real skill check. It makes slightly pitched down and distorted skill check noises. The white and gold parts are slightly bigger than normal, and it looks a bit like a child drew it.
The dark grey part of a fake skill check now has the color of ichor, hitting it gets rid of the fake skill check. The white part gets rid of both the fake skill check and Twisted Shelly's hijack (if the machine has one). The gold part works the same as a regular failed skill check, except this time Twisted Shelly will start chasing you no matter where she is on the map, even if she's already chasing someone else (sorry not sorry distractors, running in circles the whole run gets boring anyways, might as well add a bit of spice). The text that appears when you fail a skill check is replaced with "Be careful! She's coming for you."
Twisted Sprout, Twisted Flutter but Worse
He has the same roam and chase speed of whatever his current canon chase speed is. He never stops moving, but he moves like he has tank controls, telegraphing his turns by slowly turning his head, then body, to a direction he wants to move in.
His tendril traps now look like black strawberry vines. They work the same, but now they spawn in set positions around the map.
His line of sight is narrower than normal, but he can see further and he can see you through walls. To compensate for this, his line of sight is represented by a red glowing oval. You can see it through walls. It's invisible when you're far away from him, but it gets more and more visible the closer you are to him.
Twisted Astro, Jumpscare Simulator
He has two phases, the roaming and chasing phase (they work differently than regular Twisted roams and chases).
He always starts in the roaming phase. In this phase, he is completely invisible, except for his red star eye. He targets the player with the highest stealth and gives them the tired effect, which lasts until their turn is done. After some time, he positions himself in front of the player he's targeting.
The chasing phase starts with Twisted Astro attacking the player 4 times (one for each arm) as soon as they get near him. At the same time, he becomes fully visible. (There's a delay between him noticing that you're there and him attacking, so you can bait out his attacks then run away.) After a short moment, the chase itself starts. It lasts for about 5 seconds, starting with him chasing the player at Twisted Pebble's chase speed, and ending with him not moving at all.
He then goes back to his roaming phase, this time, targeting the player with lower stealth than the last player. This cycle repeats until he reaches the player with the least stealth. After he's done his chasing phase with this player, the cycle repeats, and he starts targeting the player with the highest stealth again.
Twisted Dandy, Glorified Timer
He works like canon Twisted Glisten, except you need him. He's half-Twisted like Twisted Glisten, he never attacks you, and he can still talk. He roams at a speed that is slightly faster than the regular Twisted.
When he's on the floor, the whole floor gets a visual effect, like it's snowing. It's actually his dandelion seeds. You get infected by these seeds the moment the elevator door opens, and a timer appears on your screen.
This timer shows how much time you have left until you die. The closer the timer gets to 0, the more the Dandy-like flowers on you bloom. When you die because the timer ran out, you leave a small patch of those same flowers behind (they don't do anything other than look scary).
You can push the time limit back by being near Twisted Dandy, where you can give him 1 tape for 3 more seconds. If you don't have anymore tapes, he takes 3 of your stamina instead.
the rant
srry for being so mean to qwel the entire time (she designs the characters), i thought she knowingly enabled rox and that rlly tainted my view of the entire game (i personally believe that she still did bad stuff for helping rox in censoring people, but is still ultimately a victim given roxs pattern of behavior towards his friends, her apology hints to her being sorry for the censorship too (specifically the "I do not condone Rox's actions in any way" part (i rlly hope im not just coping here))
maybe my opinions will change again once all the characters have been reanimated(and maybe the colors are touched up a bit)?? cuz they looked great in the tv animations (even poppy and vee)!!! but more lifeless in the actual 3d environment (prob cuz of the stiff animations), ill definitely try to not make them be completely different designs again IF i ever decide to make anything else related to dandys world!! (except for shelly, i completely disagree with her being a shell instead of some kind of dino even if ammonites existed at around the same time dinos did, it just makes her seem more ocean related like finn than dino related)
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crowvert-bird · 1 month ago
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this is the first thing i saw when i opened tumblr (took a while for me to actually process wat it said tho), IF I HAD TO SEE THIS THEN U HAVE TO TOO!!! >:)
cant jerk it 2 army guys for political reasons so all my gear fetish fantasies r abt far left militant rebel groups instead
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crowvert-bird · 1 month ago
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suh
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crowvert-bird · 2 months ago
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playing through slay the princess again cuz the pristin cut dlc released and OH MY GOD THERES A GALLERY?? FOR COMPLETIONISTS??? THEY DIDNT EVEN NEED TO ADD IT THERES ALREADY SO MUCH COOL SHIT IN THE GAME!,!! I LOVE U GAME DEVS!!!!
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yeee it didnt count my progress from before the dlc released but honestly its better that way, rlly gets me to look at (and appreciate) everything again!!!
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