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"why are so many trans women funny" well if you're growing up confined to the social role of "boy" but you cannot perform masculinity effectively and you don't feel attractive or confident no matter how anybody else may perceive you, your best and possibly only social tool left is humor. also god loves us more than you

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect

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Repost as my comms are open again! (please dont message me here on tumblr I WILL miss it, head over to bluesky, discord or send me an email instead!)

CROWVA COMMISSIONS 2025

Hey everyone it's that time again my Commission Prices are revealed for 2025! Slots are first come first served. All prices are listed in USD. Products Flat color: Bust $40, halfbody $60, fullbody $70 +$20 per additional character Full color: Bust $50, halfbody $70, fullbody $90 +$40 per additional character Custom Illustrations: Starts at $200 I am doing a new thing this year were everything payment related will be going through Paypal Invoices so please be patient as we get acquainted with the new system.

Please note there is an optional additional 10% commercial fee

Or a 20% complexity fee when applicable.

If you are interested please reach out to me via email crowvaarts@gmail.com, discord DMs or by filling out this form! (other social media dms may be missed on accident) Let me know if you have any questions! Cheers!! - Juno

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on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

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Chapter 2 Pages 51-53

Our poor ghost friend Drallyon seems to be a little bit nervous leaving his newfound friend Det. Jackdaw so soon.

Read Back From The Brink: Tumblr | Webtoon

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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

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Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

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Hilda by Duane Bryers

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ps5 brain monday

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Love is stored in the little blue dragonborn family :')

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I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

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that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

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Buses are very tolerant of humans and not skittish at all. Trains are much less tolerant and they get scared easily ... Trains hate when their way of life /schedule is disturbed. Even a small deviation will be very stressful for a train. While buses are used to it. They have to deal with cars every day so their tolerance is very high. Buses are like large herbivores. You can't push them over or make them do something they don't like. You may train it but they still go their own way most of the time. Very independent. While a train doesn't know what to do when it sees a plastic bag on the tracks

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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you