i was double checking i spelled dorks name right and forgot the time i told him i was going to eat not only his camera but his phone to
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why im not allowed to meet spiders kid grub thing
ill probably threaten to eat her as soon as she crawls near me
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if i didnt know you id believe youve never slept a day in your life haha
im goin to put my wings on you until you sleep some since weve both been up for awhile and apparently normal people say sleep is good so maybe itll do good for you to
What’s sleep? I don’t know what that is, I have never done that a day in my life!
HAA HAA
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I just think you’re really pretty and I hope one day to go on a date with you 🥺
stop trying to date me i could be a murderer
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Shut the fuck up
I needed this. thank you so much
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ive been making puppet play minecraft with me for two weeks straight i think
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i was in a cawing war with one of my crows for a full 24 hours
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real
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good news ive made friends w/the crows near my house :3
thats the greatest news??
i need to come over and see them sometime i bet theyre great
crows make the best friends
have you named them yet??
if you work with them enough they can even learn to mimic
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because youre awake and ive gotta
its the brotherly way to annoy the older one
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What why
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looks like ive gotta bap puppet with my wings
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reblog to EVIL BOOP the person you reblogged from >:3
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i stretched out my wings for the first time in two days and they sounded like i got myself a thing of rice crispys with how much my joints popped
pretty sure it scared the cat hah
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puppet got to meet spider
pretty good day
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i will never not be amazed at your skill for catching them??
like you dont just win because i let you B;)
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I will catch ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!! Again!!!!!!!!
And I’ll win too. ::::)
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