Alyssa | 27 | As straight as an origami crane. They/Them Hello! This is my blog. My fandoms change a lot and I can't guarantee quality, but hey. Enjoy your stay.
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anyways happy valentine's to these two in specific here's a wip i forgot about
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posted this LATE happy valentines day from my goats
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Brave New World spoilers under the cut. I just need to scream into the either. (And I won't he reblogging stuff atleast for a few weeks because it's not fair to spoil people when the movie has been out for 5 seconds.)
HOLY SHIT BUCKY SAID HE LOVED SAM MAN HES STILL SO HAPPY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM GOING TO DIE thunderbolts is going to be soooo fucking good.
Also the movie was good as hell. Really feeling like we're back man.
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When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:
And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.
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Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.
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sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately
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Sonic was never seen again
saw this post and had to draw it lol
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can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please
no but i can hit you with my car
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Fascinated by the gender implications of Paul Atreides
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Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
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otherwise wonderful horny post ruined by op calling cum something stupid like nutsludge
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
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i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
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