Alyssa | 26 | As straight as an origami crane. They/Them Hello! This is my blog. My fandoms change a lot and I can't guarantee quality, but hey. Enjoy your stay.
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i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character
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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage
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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]
it’s defrosting
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it’s kinda wild that you think you’ll never get over something and then one day you do and you don’t even realize :)
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you can never truly own a horse, or land, or another's heart. but you can own noobs.
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HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM
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