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Wrestling with the king

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erica: Why are stiles and derek sitting like that? boyd: They had a fight. erica: Then why are they holding hands? boyd: derek gets sad when they fight.

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let’s talk about why i love this moment so much.

okay, first off, this is like the most childish thing for derek to do ever. like what the actual fuck. you are a 20-something year old werewolf, you’re built like a greek god, you do not need to establish that you still have the upper hand using a move i have seen on the elementary school playground.

except the thing is…to derek, he does. because at this point in time, stiles is the first person ever to look derek right in the goddamn eye and say “you’re not allowed to push me around.” “my house, my rules, buddy.” derek literally had stiles forced up against the wall, completely physically overpowered, and stiles still refused to take his shit even for a second. who does that? especially someone younger than derek, someone weaker, someone human.

i read something once, i think it was a story on fictionpress.net (shut up), that talked about the character needing to find his challenge. like, he wasn’t satisfied romantically until he found someone that wasn’t afraid to stand up to him. someone who wouldn’t just hover off to the side, wringing their hands nervously, but would straighten up, square their shoulders, and say “we are equals.”

looks like derek’s found his challenge.

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Kaz Brekker would keep every single art project his kids make him

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"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

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learned about the “light academic” genre today. which i guess is just if you go to college and don’t kill anybody

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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rewatching merlin is like: here's the softest most joyful person you've met. watch as the universe slowly breaks him down and forces him to lose all of his happiness, but still smile away softly so his best friend doesn't know...

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rest in peace you fucking legend

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(I bring a sort of “Everyone has inherent worth regardless of their productivity” Vibe to every conversation that ableists don’t really seem to like)

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✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

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recipes will be like "prep time: 5 minutes" beloved it took me 10 just to get out the ingredience dont underestimate me